buckshot house call

harper, 30+, he/him. boyo for wrasslin, assassins, leverage, transformers, cowboys, and werewolves. harperuth on AO3. icon by @CHARMZILLUST on twitter.

[qifreynothing]

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[televisionenjoyer]

Ok I want to know something

how often do you talk with the mutual you speak the most to?

every day

several times a week

once a week

once a month

less than that

i'm too much of a coward to talk to my mutuals

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

also if you want to please add in the tags whether you've met in person and whether you live in the same country

[transand]

we need less “trans women/men should be allowed in women’s/men’s spaces” and more “gender segregated spaces are inherently sexist and transphobic, and we should replace them with gender neutral spaces”

[starberry-cupcake]

which of these things puts you off the most from a fic you otherwise would be interested in

no paragraph separation

creator chose not to use archive warnings

tags used as stream of consciousness text rather than clear and organizational

excessive notes

self-deprecating comments in tags and/or notes

a huge block of tags

not marked as complete yet

something in the kudos/comments/hits number or ratio (clarify in tags)

grammar issues

punctuation and capitalization issues

contradicting tags

other (clarify in tags)

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

Note: subjective reasons related to content do not apply in this scenario (such as ship preference, an au you don't like, a genre you're not into, etc.)

[faxxmodem]

keep your head on a swivel folks 2026 expansion season is here

[frasermittens]

happy pride month

[tobydontknowsh-t]

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

[sc]

[ilyarizzanov]

will I be burnt at the stake if I say that I don’t think Ilya’s fuckboy persona is entirely an act. will people draw and quarter me if I say that I think he is a different person with different people and none of them are entirely separate from who he is. will people stone me if I say that ilya loved being a fuckboy and loved sleeping around at the time and had a fucking blast doing what and who he wanted even if he wanted to be with shane for most of it.

Like I think people eschew that persona from him too aggressively in favor of making him a Soft Boi but there are multiple facets to ilya and I dont think any of them are necessarily fake. Just because he used promiscuity to cope doesn’t mean he didn’t have a marvelous time participating in it. That man loved pussy. He loved fucking pussy and eating pussy and making women come and whine his name. You cannot convince me otherwise. He was a very proud slut. Just because Shane made a housewife out of a hoe doesn’t make the Hoe Phase not genuine. U feel me?

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[mjfass]

[protomox]

wait…. we are one step closer to kevin knight and kyle fletcher vs speedball and konosuke takeshita

[theflameisgonee]

i say this as a noted don callis enjoyer and dcf dynamic specific pervert: initially confusing but tbqh in trying to make a post about it being confusing i immediately talked myself around on this

[theflameisgonee]

and on the kevin specific side!! say what you will about how it breaks bad but don callis does take young hot talent and make!!!! stars!!!!! there's no way that's not incredibly appealing for a kevin that desperately wants to forge his own path rn

[theflameisgonee]

i say this as a noted don callis enjoyer and dcf dynamic specific pervert: initially confusing but tbqh in trying to make a post about it being confusing i immediately talked myself around on this

[youcancallmez0mbie]

Just some problems I’ve been having lately haha

[grapplingwithadhd]

I hope the Will Ospreay pride photo collection grows this year

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well