#e3 2026

[christyhsab]

i was so sure i would lock in during summer. im doing way worse than the school year.i want someone to love me like i love others. i need to be pretty im not fucking pretty im fat at every angle om 5'2 125 its bad all my weight is in my stomach and thighs.

[christyhsab]

how do i still hang out with my friends and have discipline all we ever do tg is eat or grt 7brew i just forget all my goals i know i dknt want jt enough trust me i WANT TO LOSE WeIiGHT but how do i want it more. plese. i need 2 lose 20 lbs by august 24

[theblackmoonoflilith]

Unfortunately The bisexual lighting guy was right, The queer community has implanted themselves in microsoft and have been influencing the company for decades. The purple cloud on the cover of Halo: campaign evolved was our biggest move yet. We crafted it so subtle that we thought surely we could get a 90% bisexual population by 2030. But that genius stopped us! He caught us in the act! The queer council at microsoft is in shambles, our cover is blown, and yet because we play halo still, we are not.

[classictombraider]

nintendo direct

WHY BOTHER

[classictombraider]

alix's ign stream

"90s sass" and all the words about angelina 💖💖💖💖 YESSSSSS

lara being confident and unapologetic and for the girls and the gays 🙌

intimate compromising position? 😳

j'mappelle lara croft et je parlez tres bien français ENCROYIBLE!!!! j'habite dans le grande maison!!! je voudrais winston habite froid salle dans moi cuisine. je marron cheveux. je jouer le foot avec vetements du sport. je mange poulet. je ecoute neuf... inch nails musique. je nais pas desole!!!!!!! merci beaucoup au revoir!!!!!!! (hop u enjoy, i wrote that all by myself... as you can definitely tell lmao, my french teacher would be proud 😎)

y en español??? mi llamo lara croft y mi habla muy bien español. mi casa es MUY GRANDE. winston casa sin caliente (lmao), y con helado. para mi desayuno y cena mi comer "BEANS ON TOAST" (beans con pan? BIMBO PAN, si?) mi ropa azul. uhhhhhhh..... hasta la vista baby 😎👌 terminator 2 es majores pelicula!!!! muchas gracias!!!! lo siento!!!! adios mi amigos y amigas (i tried my best lol, i've never studied spanish just been there a lot 👌)

[classictombraider]

xbox showcase

fable i need to know can i say "heyyyyyyy" and can i fart? that is what will make it good or bad lmao, this trailer was a bit crap tbh, at first i thought is this fable??? and then as the woman kept talking i was like nahhh, and then i saw the talking face door wall man (lmao) and i was like "no it is fable" but it didn't really feel like it, but i will be playing it regardless thank u for putting it on pc (i opened steam to add it to my wishlist and i went "£60??? i'm not paying £60 for fable", and the deluxe is £90 LMAO what on earth)

(the elder scrolls online trailer looked more like fable lmao)

bad magpie looks cute, when it electrocuted itself i went "awww ;_;", the art style/colour palette kind of looks like lara croft go lol

lmao i heard "ya" and yelled "CRAZY TAXI." it was like instant visceral reaction, mite b cool

NEW SPYRO?? when i saw his feet i yelled "IS THIS SPYRO????" in disbelief OMGGGGGGGGGGG

not the north korea simulator cawadoodie

no more TR (but this gears of war video showing them working on it and talking about it is how i expected the TR ~dev exclusive~ video to be)

also i went back and tagged all these posts as e3 2026, i know we don't have an actual e3 anymore but that's what it is essentially sooooo

see you all for nintendo direct where they announce ace attorney 7

[classictombraider]

just finished watching future games show, this is the most i have ever heard of alix's voice, i think she will be up there with judith and jonell in AOD

no new info or footage about TR, they hyped it up to be "DEV EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!!!" and it was just a guy saying "hehe this veri kewl we respect da original game and we make a new version of TR1 with new technology hehe", like no shit, show me more videos and gameplay, show me concept art or something, show me people working on a computer

hearing alix say "waifu" made me laugh lol

hate the fake scripted banter with troy, it was cringe "haha we so chummy, we make a funny joke XD XD" no (i just had a thought, what if they make troy the new voice for kurtis because he is the voice for every single male character, noooooooooooooo please noooooo, that's why they paired them up for the video noooooooo 😭)

as for other games i would only play ace combat, i bought them all after playing hawx but i haven't got round to playing them yet, but i loved hawx lmao

my cannibal family looks like rct meets trying to capture people in mgs5 meets killing people in sims 1 lmaooo, mite b cool

grave seasons looks cool i like the pixel art and chill farm simulator meets "maybe you're dating the serial killer???" and investigating

lmao at the shark eating the dentist

ok now it is truly finished i will go make my carbonara now woo yay

ps: i like the girl's black and red hair, and also for yesterday's show i liked the girl's blue flower dress lol, crucial very important updates

[classictombraider]

did we all like the summer games fest?

i love how i am like NEW ACE ATTORNEY NEVER EVER but i still haven't finished the professor layton one or tgaa1 (ergo not even started tgaa2) 🤪 i have 3 to play but i still want a new one lol, but i didn't even like DD or SOJ so i have no hope anyways, i just want wrightworth dating (boink) simulator, i don't care about apollo, i don't care about athena, and i definitely don't care about ryunosuke, if they make a new game and it is about any of these or some shitty new character i will be so mad and despondent, i just want all of the og trilogy characters, we need gumshoe, we need franziska, we need mia + feenie office tea boy prequel

but anyways, code veronica remake mite b cool but i haven't played the og (i am only up to og re3), claire looked real but not real, i mean like the graphics + skin + texture looked real, but the proportions of her face looked cartooney, it was like that old photoshop of super realistic homer simpson

for alien isolation 2 i guessed it from "20th century games" and then when the letters started to come up like the start of alien i was like I WAS RIGHT

the goose egg nest game looked cute

the witch one looked like just assassin's creed lady witch edition with cats, it mite b cool (i am a cat person)

i think that's all i gotta say, i thought there was going to be a tomb raider interview with alix but maybe that is tomorrow