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PLEASE DO NOT REPOST MY CONTENT!

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also speaking of prince of persia, the light/mirror puzzle in the legacy of atlantis trailer has to have been ~inspired~ by sands of time lmao

i might have to go replay it for the millionth time 🤪🤪🤪 truly one of the best games ever i can't express my love for it enough, if ubisoft had gotten their shit together and made a remake that looks as good as the TR trailer i would have died, every other company is doing it and they are incapable, they can only give us rayman legends remake instead of rayman 4, WE WANT RAYMAN 4, "SEE YOU IN RAYMAN 4" HE SAID, SO WHERE THE HELL IS IT????? I'M WAIIIIIIITTTTIIINNNGG

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he just wasn't allowed top billing on that magazine

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the steelbook cover looks dope 👌 but 100% bullshit it is only in the edition with the statue

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so wait i just had a thought if they have retconned lara to being born in 1992 does this mean that kurtis was born in 1996????? 🫩🫩🫩

they have to make him look like this, please for the love of god it's the only way i will tolerate it

what if kurtis’ bio was like:

fave bands: linkin park, evanescence, godsmack, good charlotte, korn, disturbed, papa roach, limp bizkit, slipknot

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Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis - Release Date Trailer Reveal Trailer

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AoD Denim outfit!

I'm not interested in early access, so I'm glad we can get this also later.

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double denim???? dlc story?? is the dlc story going to be related to said double denim outfit aka retconning and shoehorning in kurtis so they can put him in the new new game? or is it just going to be a remake of unfinished business? or something else? i don't know, i may have calmed down from my mad half hour but i am still all a hoo-ha, my concentration for this evening is GONE 🤪

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WAIT I WENT BACK TO WATCH THE TRAILER AGAIN AND WHEN LARSON THROWS DOWN THE MAGAZINE I WAS LIKE "wait a minute..." AND I THOUGHT MY EYES WERE JUST WANTING TO SEE IT, SO I REWOUND IT AND PAUSED IT

I YELLED

so for real this means he HAS to be in the new game surely, the NEW new one, not this one????????????????????????

also i thought he was meant to be low profile keeping his nose clean incognito hiding top secret, now he is being in magazines? ok mr when will i will i be famous??? when will i see my picture in the paper??? when will WE see his picture (in the paper or otherwise) i think i will die because we saw what he looked like in aod remaster, what will he look like with the same level graphics as this lara??????????????????????? and they have to get eric back for his voice, if they don't it will be outrageous

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STATE OF PLAY

AFTER SEEING THE SCREENSHOTS ON TWITTER EARLIER TODAY I GAVE AN AUDIBLE "OOH" AT THE COMING NEXT BUMPER ON THE STREAM

SHE LOOKS GOOD

SHE SOUNDS GOOD

SHE HAS PLAYFUL ATTITUDE

GRAPHICS GOOD

I WANT TO BELIEVE

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 2026 NOW IT'S 2027??? (irrelevant to me and my toasters) take as long as you want i am in no hurry, do what you have to do to make it good and functional, do not fuck it up like ubisoft and prince of persia sands of time remake (RIP)

HOPE U ENJOY OUR 4TH ITERATION OF TOMB RAIDER 1

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you know i always post other free games i like but now i am actually posting free tomb raider?????

(no i don't have it yet, i have toasters so there was zero point in me buying it lmao)

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Although it's likely Kurtis knows Lara's name because of it appearing in French TV/Newspapers, I like to think that he already knew who she was before that (she IS a celebrity). He read her books, saw interviews and was even a bit starstruck when he saw her (who wouldn't be, just look at her).

I can imagine him sitting there, listening with a mix of bafflement and admiration as she talks about breaking into area 51 like she went for a lovely afternoon picnic.

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finished playing the tomb raider 2 remaster... this diva

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tumblr's auto expand is so over zealous so make sure you click expand to see my actual post about the sizing of this!!!!!!!

https://www.bershka.com/gb/oversize-tomb-raider-print-t-shirt-c0p220503228.html?colorId=800

one of you posted this on instagram on sunday (idk who because it refreshed when i came back!!!) and i was like "why the hell would they make an AOD t-shirt in 2026???????" but i immediately bought it lol

because it said oversized i ordered a small and a medium, i just picked up the parcel up today, small is 20 inches armpit to armpit, medium is 22 inches armpit to armpit

i have tried them on, small looks like a normal t-shirt but a man's cut, medium looks big and baggy especially under the arms, the sleeves/armpits are definitely the biggest part on both sizes

i am like a UK 12 and 5'3" if that helps you to size it, i wouldn't say it is oversized i would just say it's a loose fitting/boxy/man's t-shirt, it's definitely not OVERSIZED like it claims to be

i bought 2 sizes with the intention of sending one back, but now i'm kind of thinking i might keep them both and wear the small as "real" clothes and the medium as pyjamas 🫣

before you go and order one, if you make an account you get £5 free, which brings the price down from £17.99 to £12.99 WOW so make sure you do that, make a free account and say yes you want the newsletter, then you can just unsubscribe once you've bought it 👌

PS: they also have iirc 4 different sonic t-shirts you may be interested in if you're already ordering, but i didn't like any of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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tumblr's auto expand is so over zealous so make sure you click expand to see my actual post about the sizing of this!!!!!!!

https://www.bershka.com/gb/oversize-tomb-raider-print-t-shirt-c0p220503228.html?colorId=800

one of you posted this on instagram on sunday (idk who because it refreshed when i came back!!!) and i was like "why the hell would they make an AOD t-shirt in 2026???????" but i immediately bought it lol

because it said oversized i ordered a small and a medium, i just picked up the parcel up today, small is 20 inches armpit to armpit, medium is 22 inches armpit to armpit

i have tried them on, small looks like a normal t-shirt but a man's cut, medium looks big and baggy especially under the arms, the sleeves/armpits are definitely the biggest part on both sizes

i am like a UK 12 and 5'3" if that helps you to size it, i wouldn't say it is oversized i would just say it's a loose fitting/boxy/man's t-shirt, it's definitely not OVERSIZED like it claims to be

i bought 2 sizes with the intention of sending one back, but now i'm kind of thinking i might keep them both and wear the small as "real" clothes and the medium as pyjamas 🫣

before you go and order one, if you make an account you get £5 free, which brings the price down from £17.99 to £12.99 WOW so make sure you do that, make a free account and say yes you want the newsletter, then you can just unsubscribe once you've bought it 👌

PS: they also have iirc 4 different sonic t-shirts you may be interested in if you're already ordering, but i didn't like any of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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TR2 at 8:11

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in which a priest gets bonked 😳

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"These days I don't like saying that games look old. I think that old games just look different. It's part of their soul."

same 😭 i love a PS1 graphic and i love a ~2005 PC graphic

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take a note of this: it's joe's new video 📝