#ea shitpost

[nebulae-sidebog]

$10 and I'll kirkify everyone's simply plural profiles

[nebulae-sidebog]

Having a bossy co-host is so annoying like STOP IT

IM NOT GONNA MAKE A SLOPPY JOE BECAUSE YOU WANT ONE WE'VE ALREADY HAD DINNER

STOPPPPP

[nebulae-sidebog]

So we were really stressed yesterday bc of undisclosed reasons and so a new alter split (SIGHHHHHHH) and came up front while 3 other people were there (me, karkat, & abaddon) because again. Stressed.

The thing is. We split a SECOND KARKAT. A SECOND ONE. And this guy is more emotional.

Let me paint you a picture: you show up somewhere without any memory of going anywhere, and you hear some commotion so you go and look to see what's going on. You walk in, and you see a cartoon alien thing with weird hair, a little boy that looks like a vampire, and another you. YOU'RE GONNA FREAK OUT.

Let's just say. It did not get any less stressful. I wish I could sell these fuckers💔💔💔