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Tommy's Column about Life

Pants. Appearing in various sizes, colours and materials, those are the things that you always wear when you go somewhere(unless a skirt or a kilt is more your thing). Some conceal your wide thighs, some are worn while you work out, and some are so short and revealing you might just as well don't wear any at all!  Of course, it's not just the kind of pants that you have to get, it's the SIZE that counts in Muggle Society. Many Muggle girls either wear pants that are too tight to show the boys that are they “slim”(although they might kill their nerves with that) or skirts that go up everytime the wind picks up. Muggle boys however, don't seem to have a problem with the latter; the baggy pants they are wearing don't come with suspenders, and therefore give the rest of the world a free preview of their underwear.If they don't wear any...then you should probably shield your eyes. So if you are planning on going out at a Muggle party, make sure not to wear any pants that are too tight, it's not only unhealthy for you, but also quite embarrassing. Just try to bend over, and within no time flat your pants split in two, revealing your awesome underwear with hearts on it. Also, make sure to get one of those fancy belts or suspenders when you wear pants that need some growing into; holding your pants up with your hands isn't going to make a good impression with the ladies.  Not to mention that suspenders can be quite cool if you know how to make it fashionable(pink ones really bring out the colour of your undershirt, you know that?), so don't be ashamed to use those fancy things. It is better then when your pants drop to the ground when you're talking to a cute girl/boy as well, don't forget that!

- Written by the fabulous Professor Thomas Calixto