#earth patch notes

[archangelofsacrifice]

The devs really fucked up this update which could have been really cool and fun for everyone, but no, they have to cater to the whales who spend thousands of dollars on every single thing that gets added ffs. For those who don't know, the devs added a TEMPORARY LIMITED TIME secondary moon to Earth's atmosphere, but I can only assume they fucked up the scaling of it because it's TOO FUCKING SMALL (and dim) TO BE SEEN WITH THE NAKED EYE, AND EVEN STANDARD TELESCOPES WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE IT, YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL GRADE TELESCOPES APPARENTLY.

[doodled-doggy]

earth ver 1.26

-added religion centered around cleaning ones belly button

[earth-updates-today]

Patch notes of update 2024.9:

Patched glitch where the cat npcs had less than nine lives

Removed the exploit with no-clipping into the flesh pit accidentally

Lions have had their gay stat buffed by 3%

Currently trying to fix the issue with turtles spawning with the wrong colored shells (some wonky coding over there, sorry!)

Customer service characters now have a 3% chance of snapping (formerly 1%)

Jellyfish have had their hp nerfed by 1%

We hope these changes will positively impact gameplay!!

[earth-patch-notes]

Typo in the "Delete you're Twitter Account" quest fixed to now read "Delete your Twitter Account."

[earth-patch-notes]

"Overstimulation" effect buffed by 20%.