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[yubrich]

Maned Wolf

[yubrich]

concept sketches

[prokopetz]

The real difference between fantasy and science fiction is that if you have too many belts, you're fantasy, and if you have too many zippers, you're science fiction. If you have too many of both, you split the difference and land in a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.

[legitimatesatanspawn]

Alternately, its Kingdom Hearts.

[prokopetz]

That's correct, Kingdom Hearts is a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.

[prokopetz]

The funny part is that I'm not even really shitposting. "Are you implying that the Kingdom Hearts franchise and the Underworld franchise are the same genre" buddy, I'm not implying it, I'm saying it!

[prokopetz]

#kingdom hearts #well yes but also no #specifically the thriller part #the rest is very accurate (via @itsthenerdwonder)

Not a technothriller? The big stack of nested conspiracies-within-conspiracies, the principal villain who has several layers of false identities that need to be peeled back before their true nature is revealed, the shadowy council of dark-clothed frowning men who secretly rule the world? That's prime technothriller shit. All it needs is a buff chick in mirrorshades fighting a ninja butler on a space station to make it complete.

[prokopetz]

It's got memory-editing bullshit, it's got artificial humans struggling to assert identities distinct from the flesh-and-blood people they're based on, it's got a spacey-voiced young girl dressed all in white with poorly understood reality-warping powers – hell, the protagonist even spends an entire game trapped in virtual reality. What more do we want?

[immortuminfinita]

We want everybody to secretly be vampires!!

[prokopetz]

[zrayak]

Everybody, not just one guy.

[prokopetz]

Technically that image contains two guys.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Two and a half; Xigbar only got half-norted

[unlimitedhearts]

Certified Kingdom Hearts Post

[houndmother]

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

[houndmother]

this is about the colonial enforcement of gender among many other things

[blessyourheartlittleone]

rather b a fairy sittin on a flower, titties out, basking in the sun somewhere

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[snowselkie]

jesus tweets

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[parararegan]

original is millechama on x

to tell you the truth, i haven't picked up a pencil all summer

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[glozirina]

[bass-borot]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

[seriously-though-wtf]

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops

[helila]

Confessions of a Former Bastard Cop

I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were.

[anobeko]

👆Really really good article by the way. Feels like a good piece to show to folks you know who are still on the fence about things like police or prison abolition. Plus the pseudonym the author uses is hysterical, and he's really quite a good writer.

[subsequentlysilly]

extremely good article, please read it. at the very least read the "how to be a bastard" section, it outlines a lot of the ways cops will try to trick you

[windblown-wanderlust]

[gubeachdiaries]

[dragongirlbunny]

smh fake birdgirl headmate, doesnt know what preening is

[dragongirlbunny]

ok i googled it so consider

birdgirl from a social allopreening species offering to tidy up the feathers of a birdgirl from a bonded-partner-preening species

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[anicastes]

It's wrong to hit people with cars.