#patch notes

[prokopetz]

Bad: Gating the true ending behind paid DLC.

Good: Stealth-dropping the true ending in a bugfix patch a year and a half after release whose notes just say "fixed missing cutscene trigger".

[helledeh]

Handmade Patches!!!! Coming soon !!!!!!

Fabric Paint on Denim

[warframestuff]

[darkwizardjamesmason]

Look outside got it's first patch and I didn't think a cosmic horror game would have such funny patch notes.

[cephalophoreyou]

new rules for chess:

1. Friendly Fire ON

2. Landmines

3. If a player loses both of their bishops, the king can now legally divorce the queen without the papal go ahead. This puts the queen into FRENZY mode.

4. Once per game, a player may change one letter in a piece's name to change its role. The rook is now a book. The pawn is now a PAWG. The queen is now...well...I shan't say

5. Knights are now Horses

6. Horses are immune to landmines

7. Pawns can move back a space if they forgot something

8. A bishop can be combined with an adjacent rook to create the Wizard Tower piece

9. Each player now has 2 rows of pawns

[silverveee]

‘You can now tell Johnny to go away’ Well, where is the ‘Sit on my lap’ option you cowards?

[sandplague]

game is finally playable

[great-and-small]

patch notes for EarthAnimals.v.12.09

Fixed male cat urethras to be less narrow (now 3.5x wider). Same correction made in male goats

Made alterations to equine cardiac sphincter- horses can now vomit

Scrapped french bulldogs and performed full overhaul of skeleton and soft tissue

Fixed panda GI tract and enabled diet options other than bamboo

Koala populations no longer dripping with chlamydia

Added 5,000 vaquitas to the Gulf of Mexico

Fixed cheetah coefficient of inbreeding. Note: organs can no longer be transplanted freely among population!

All dogs are now born with stomach tacked in place on body wall, preventing lethal twisting (gdv)

Fixed incorrect placement of legs in loons (they are now able to walk)