#earthbent

[elanorpam]

♪   I am not dead yet ♪   I can dance and I can sing ♫   I am not dead yet ♫   I can do the highland fling ♪   I am not dead yet ♫   No need to go to bed ♪   No need to call the doctor ♫   'Cos I'm not yet dead

Happy 4/13, folks!

[elanorpam]

real talk

i still am mighty proud of the eridan chatlog chapter in earthbent, like, there’s a lot going on in that stupid sexy roleplay bit, i put a LOT of thought in it and sometimes I wonder if people picked up some stuff or are curious about some of its implications

[aliwept]

toph when katara blows a kiss

[elanorpam]

isleofconclusions replied to your link:Earthbent! - Chapter 5

That conversation/roleplay Eridan did is such an experience! It’s just as incredible and eye-popping as all the reactions to that conversation hinted it would be. I wonder what the threshecutioner who responded to all that was thinking. That 180 in emotions though. What’s happening to Eridan seems very ominous.

Well... that threshecutioner wasn’t particularly smart, so he was thinking as follows:

1) haha I have him fooled. I am the lowblood-impersonating hightblood, it is me 2) i’m angry and bored and everyone else is trying to look busy elsewhere. I totally have time for sexy roleplay with some kid i’m supposed to kill. it’s been like two days and i’m on edge 3) this guy is a roleplaying amateur. time to show him how roleplaying is REALLY done. 4) this is a promisingly sexy scenario. maybe there is hope for him after all. 5) ok no i have standards fuck this

[elanorpam]

CA:  so there ya have it CA:  latitude longitude and depth hope its glubbin clear! CA:  now cmon what kinda surprise is it cmon cmon CG:  it would not be a surprise if i told you.

Finally, after 5 years of wondering, the contents of Eridan’s conversation with Impostor Karkat have been publicized to the greater public. Enjoy!

[elanorpam]

Someone asked in the comments for the latest earthbent, so he’s a little something about Picatrix, the Junior Inquisitormentor, and Pagliako:

Picatrix and the Junior Inquisitormentor are basically Beauty and the Beast, only when Beauty was first locked in the castle instead of being sad and angry she just thought "I'd hit that so hard" and kept throwing really smooth hints about sexy furries. Also the Beast didn't turn into a boring-looking human in the end.

In other words they are SUPER into each other, and it's actually very romantic.

As for Pagliako... well, the fact that Junior assumed he was being sent on this lethal errand because he threatened someone's political position shows just how much Pagliako didn't even register as a threat in his romantic radar. Picatrix at most thinks of him as a baffling annoyance, like a dog who keeps humping her leg no matter how hard she kicks. They'd both be really surprised to learn how low he'd fallen, and Picatrix would probably eviscerate him-- but without much feeling, and probably feeling sorry for how pathetic he became before the end. Kind of like putting him out of his misery.

As for Picatrix’s appearance, think an incredibly beefy cartoon marine -- huge triangle with tiny legs, incredibly beefy arms, snarling face, scars all over -- but with slightly more boob on the chest (equally rock-hard). Junior is a gothy bishounen juggalo who wouldn’t be out of place in the likes of Black Butler, and Pagliako is basically a sad washed up clown who thinks he’s still popular with the kiddies.

[elanorpam]

> Nights in the past (but not many)

[elanorpam]

> Karkat: Be the Guest

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