Someone asked in the comments for the latest earthbent, so he’s a little something about Picatrix, the Junior Inquisitormentor, and Pagliako:
Picatrix and the Junior Inquisitormentor are basically Beauty and the Beast, only when Beauty was first locked in the castle instead of being sad and angry she just thought "I'd hit that so hard" and kept throwing really smooth hints about sexy furries. Also the Beast didn't turn into a boring-looking human in the end.
In other words they are SUPER into each other, and it's actually very romantic.
As for Pagliako... well, the fact that Junior assumed he was being sent on this lethal errand because he threatened someone's political position shows just how much Pagliako didn't even register as a threat in his romantic radar. Picatrix at most thinks of him as a baffling annoyance, like a dog who keeps humping her leg no matter how hard she kicks. They'd both be really surprised to learn how low he'd fallen, and Picatrix would probably eviscerate him-- but without much feeling, and probably feeling sorry for how pathetic he became before the end. Kind of like putting him out of his misery.
As for Picatrix’s appearance, think an incredibly beefy cartoon marine -- huge triangle with tiny legs, incredibly beefy arms, snarling face, scars all over -- but with slightly more boob on the chest (equally rock-hard). Junior is a gothy bishounen juggalo who wouldn’t be out of place in the likes of Black Butler, and Pagliako is basically a sad washed up clown who thinks he’s still popular with the kiddies.