Which Flight Rising Deity is the Most Fuckable?
The Arcanist
The Earthshaker
The Flamecaller
The Icewarden
The Lightweaver
The Stormcatcher
The Gladekeeper
The Plaguebringer
The Shadowbinder
The Tidelord
The Windsinger
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Which Flight Rising Deity is the Most Fuckable?
The Arcanist
The Earthshaker
The Flamecaller
The Icewarden
The Lightweaver
The Stormcatcher
The Gladekeeper
The Plaguebringer
The Shadowbinder
The Tidelord
The Windsinger
When you signed on to fight orcs but your DM puts his Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot on the table (Clyde Caldwell cover for D&D Companion level module CM4: Earthshaker! by David "Zeb" Cook, TSR, 1985)
Earthshaker stands 1280 feet tall, which the text points out is taller than the Empire State Building's roof or the Eiffel Tower, and would be 17' 6" if scaled to match a 25mm miniature. Most of the adventure takes place inside Earthshaker, in spaces divided into many levels, where a clan of gnomes lives to maintain its workings.
Collected this during the April Fools event.
silly deity emotes
The way Percy looked after he picked up Annabeth's hat...
I INSTANTLY thought, "Luke, honey, you've got a big storm comin'."
if i could ask poseidon one question. i'd ask him to explain the logistics behind storms. because hurricane season exists. so is the mass destruction and deaths caused by storms on a schedule? like, do you have schedule crying sessions in the atlantic ocean? or are these storms tantrums? in which case. do you feel remorseful for the lives you end in the midst of said tantrum? or are these deaths calculated? is this a quid pro quo for your brother? an act of power to feed your ego in exchange for hades to have more souls in the underworld? what's going on my guy
mini deities: the first age