Do you ever just sit in ur own goddamn room to eat chips in total darkness and think, "good. Perfect. This is the optimal place to eat chips. There is literally no way for anyone to see the crumbs fly everywhere and four solid walls and a door to block out the noise. Im gonna finally shove these chips down with zero inhibitions"
And you take that first bite
AND YOU SWEAR TO GOD YOUR ROOMMATES CAN HEAR YOU THROUGH THE WALL! SO U STOP EVEN THOUGH IM SO GD HUNGRY! PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN EAT CHIPS IN PEACE













