Okay this is in no way an ad or anything but dude I just got this game and it is so amazing. It's called Eatventure and if you haven't seen it it is a little tycoon all where you start with this little lemonade stand and upgrade your empire. But I love it because it's so funny. Like, every time I upgrade, I'm allowed to hire this guy. This level, it was Sean. And after that I can only hire Sean's family for some reason? Like the next person to hire is "Hire Sean's Brother" and then later "Hire Sean's Cousin". Like, what did Sean do to earn this? Did he save my life in the war? Is he paying me off? Have our families been friends for decades? Like bro.
And another thing! Stuff costs so much. I'm selling a thing of fries for 10k. Which is just so funny to me for no reason.
And all the individual upgrades every level are named like... "Gym Membership: Employees Walk Faster" and it makes them make food faster or whatever? Idek.
And sometimes this basic cliche rich man with a top hat and a briefcase shows up outside my random hole in the wall food truck. It's like if they asked someone what a cliche millionaire looks like in their brain and crossed him with the monopoly man. And apparently he wants to invest in my truck? I mean, I know my fries are worth 10k and my chocolate milkshakes are worth 97k but idk man I'm not even sure the health department has approved me.
It's fantastic. Go play this game. Be indebted to Sean. Get a gym membership. Get 2.5 MILLION from this top-hatted investor guy.
