Aug 14, 2015
&& eccentrictonystark from here
"I normally don't make a point of looking at my ass. You seem to do that job well enough for the both of us. Though I doubt I could actually kill anyone with it."
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&& eccentrictonystark from here
"I normally don't make a point of looking at my ass. You seem to do that job well enough for the both of us. Though I doubt I could actually kill anyone with it."
TEAM IRON MAN MOODBOARD
“What, do you guys really think I could go to night school and get a master's in business administration and two bachelor's degrees in accounting and economics while running this buttmunch's company and not do something to relieve my stress? You already know I wasn't getting laid, what did you think I was doing?” “Yoga.” “Masturbating.” “I didn’t know you were getting your master’s.”
“You don’t think my winning personality could do this on its own?”
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“—I think you're an asshole, but you get laid way more than me. Teach me your ways.”
“Should I reveal exactly how I feel?”
&& m e m e.
“Unless it’s about someone other than my boyfriend, I’d like it if you didn’t.”
[ the-spider-girl damn right you're first uwu eccentrictonystark yeah I have arachnophobia too--when I was reading scarlet spider it was hell cause they would draw spiders in the margins all the time, like crawling across the page. Oh my god it was fucking awful. But I like the personalities of the spider-themed characters so I'm just SOL in that case ]
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send me a ‘✉’ for five times my muse didn’t text yours, and one time they did.
[text; still single] hey one’a my friends wants to meet you hes a big fan[text; still single] been on any dates recently[text; still single] maybe one day we can go on[text; still single] are you still mad at carol[text; still single] listen[text; still single] still single?
eccentrictonystark replied to your post “//I finally got around to watching Political Animals and now my love...”
THAT SHOW THO OMG
//SERIOUSLY. I normally don’t touch anything political but this is a great (and omg heart crushing) show!