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[theeclecticlibrary]

Good morning. It is 5:27am, according to the corporate overlords that track my heartrate I have been awake for 58 minutes, and we're already off to a brisk pace at 129bpm. Today is my last day of writing grad school applications essays, and I've spent the last twenty minutes making a bingo sheet of everything I need to do, so we're off to a highly productive start.

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My life would be 300% better if I could unzip my cheeks, unscrew my sinuses from their tubing, squeeze all the mucus out of them like a tube of toothpaste, and put them back in.

[theeclecticlibrary]

I guess that does meet the minimum requirements 🤷

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If I have to wrestle this fitted sheet one more time I'm gonna cry.

[theeclecticlibrary]

I strongly object to how difficult being human is. I want to have the option to switch to easy mode midgame.

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I finished my first set of grad school applications! Four down, three to go!