#ectobiologist

[styxxsyringe]

chummy chum chums

skin color version below

[soggybagffries]

Got lazy near end

[c4rdboardcut0ut]

what a zilly gal! :B

[exactly10meowingkittens]

JUNEDOVE MAYBE???? :3

THE YAPPER EVER?,,, I HAVE 1 ASK LEFT RN,,, I MIGHT MAKE IT A ANSPRITE GIF THINGY

[dreamofacheese]

[albertron3k]

anybody up for a bit of ectobiology?

[gnawandclaw]

class of 09 but its spider8reath okay happy 4/13

[guardianska]

humanstuck au where ectobiology still happens.

dirk and roxy are college students of 18 and 19 respectively and are besties and platonic soulmates.

dirk and roxy go to donate saliva to science because they wanna help cure osteoporosis or something but the clinic is actually a front for illegal experiments and so a week later dirk and roxy are contacted by the police who are like... your saliva didnt cure osteoporosis. it made babies. congratulations you are parents now.

roxys like... DIRKS GAY. ALSO WE DIDNT DO THAT STUFF YOU KNOW THE THINGS YOU DO TO MAKE BABIES. HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA TELL CALLIE? OH YEAH I HAVE KIDS WITH DIRK THEY WERE BORN IN TEST TUBES ALSO I PROMMY I DIDNT CHEAT NO MATTER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

and dirks like... okay im going to go get mil- roxy drags him back and is like no platonic soulmates have test tubes babies and raise them together now ive named the girl rose you pick a name for the boy.

anyways thered be like side plots in this au of dirk worrying hes gonna be bad at parenting (just dont hand the kid a katana) and roxy was ginna have complex feelings about this motherhood when he isnt even sure if hes a woman let alone a mother ect ect