🎱scorpion and the frog yuri💄

vriskans most loyal soldier background "art" by me! derse mage of rage if youre curious..

[maryam-we8ster]

my extremely cool and awesome intro post yahooo

hello everyone! my name is cardboard/vriska , but you can call me anything you feel like as long as it isnt an insult. I mostly do art and stuff but i wont always stick to just art. my pronouns are they/them, it/its and cu/ceir but i dont mind all that much if you misgender me

FANDOMS!

Homestuck, OSC, TADC, UTDR, tons of other stuff too but i dont really talk that much about that stuff but youll see it pop up now and again.

dni if you are a trump supporter, racist, homophobe, proshipper, darkshipper, vriska hater,or just plain annoying :/

(p.s. proshippers or darkshippers are more on thin ice than anything. you are allowed to interact however I would much prefer if you didn't 8ring that stuff up or force me to have a certain opinion on it. procontact is a for sure dni though.)

ALSO DNI FETISH ACCOUNTS! i am a MINOR.

shipping opinions 8luh

(Porrim/Kankri is meant to 8e in the 8ottom tier)

8LOCK ANTI PROSHIP OR ANTI DARKSHIP TAGS IF YPU DONT WANNA SEE ME COMPLAIN A8OUT THAT

Im sorry if i word things 8ad sometimes i have audhd and its difficult for me to put thoughts into words

[weevile-mantis]

(blinks my big wet eyes) Arafef truth (blinks some more) Aradia x Feferi truth nuke

[maryam-we8ster]

Fran is so cool hehe

its very epic

thank you for the yummy fanart

[maryam-we8ster]

did you know you can draw anything

[abandoned-quiche]

Your dad's my best friend.

[abandoned-quiche]

Sorry to keep you waiting!

[abandoned-quiche]

All according to plant.

[abandoned-quiche]

San Fran-

[abandoned-quiche]

Glue!

[abandoned-quiche]

Flowery!

[abandoned-quiche]

Here I come San Francisco!

[kijimha]

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

[vetchtibbles]

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

[karvina]

variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

[maryam-we8ster]

dash is showing me untagged heated rivalry stuff ok awesome.

[unicornbagelkitty]

if i read another fic with humanstuck gamzee described as blonde with bright blue eyes i will cry

[memories]

I’m not going to say it again: #poranea deserves to win first place.

[memories]

The day I started posting about #homestuck epilogues was the best day of my life.

[maryam-we8ster]

No the fuck it was not.

[fanonical]

some people in fandom spaces seem to orient their space towards being sneeringly critical of the thing and everyone who can ever like the thing, and it's not even the content of what they're saying, it's the smug self-righteousness of them being like 'i'm so smart for not liking the thing, look at how smart i am'

[maryam-we8ster]

I'm so fucking 8lue

[maryam-we8ster]

I'm learning to 8e filled with joy and awesomeness instead of despair and h8tred

[weevile-mantis]

i love playing games and having fun

[squeakitties]

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