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here'2 your formal hello, take iit or leave iit.

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ok 2o ii have totally neglected two greet anyone who recently 2tarted takiing an iintere2t iin my 2tupiid afterliife.
here'2 your formal hello, take iit or leave iit.
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i'm john and this is my blog and i'm pretty lame so!! hi.
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FUCK, WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE IN FOLLOWING ME IN THESE MASSIVE DROVES LIKE THIS! STOP THAT, FUCKING STOP THAT AND GO FIND A BLOG WHO HAS SOMEONE FUNNY RUNNING IT. GO FIND SOMEONE WITTY, OR TASTEFUL, OR AT LEAST SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY FUCKING LOOKING FOR FOLLOWERS! HOLY SHIT.
LIKE, REALLY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU COME ONTO A BLOG AND SEE NOTHING BUT PAGE AFTER PAGE AFTER PAGE OF CAPS-LOCKED ARGUMENTS ONLY INTERRUPTED BYT THE OCCASIONAL "STOP LIKING ME" REBLOG AND MAYBE A COUPLE SCREEN CAPS THROWN IN THERE. BECAUSE I SURE AS SHIT KNOW IT'S NOT, "OH, LOOK! WHAT A GREAT BLOG, THIS IS A GUY THAT I WANT TO SEE YELLING AT PEOPLE AND POSSIBLY YELLING AT ME! HOW GREAT." ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE THINKING ANYTHING, IT'S PROBABLY SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "HOW MANY KARKATS CAN I PISS OFF TODAY." THAT'S PROBABLY IT, RIGHT THERE, THAT'S FUCKING -IT.-
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU, BECAUSE IT ISN'T YOU THAT PISSED ME OFF SO SET DOWN YOUR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE SYNDROME AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM JUST PERPETUALLY PISSED OFF. LIKE BRUCE BANNER, "THAT'S MY SECRET, I'M ALWAYS ANGRY." ME, IN A NUTSHELL, RIGHT THERE. EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME WRAPPED UP IN ONE STATEMENT.
BESIDES THE FACT I AM, INDEED, ANOTHER KARKAT VANTAS. PROBABLY NOT THE VANTAS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, AND YOU SHOULD MOVE ALONG, BUT I DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE ANYMORE. YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO DO AND I CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT, SO FUCK IT. WELCOME TO THE BLOG. WHO ARE YOU, WHAT'S UP, ALL THAT FRIENDLY CONVERSATION STARTING BULLSHIT.
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