#ectoenemas

[dekuzcrub]

u dont think inuyasha is a hottie? wowie no can dealio. he's a total 11/10

he reminds me of a bag of soggy chips.

[dekuzcrub]

squints @ u

we’re accidental twins. separated at birth.....

[dekuzcrub]

im pretty sure i know you irl but im not sure ???? What was your url a year ago?? Holy frick

uuuuuh oh man. i can’t even remember a year ago. i’m just gonna list off my urls i’ve used.

shota-john-egbertshotaectobiologist (my nasty phase tbh.)spookyshotajohnegbertectobukkakedadsjohndadjohnectodickjohnsawtoothectodouchedorkofbreath

[dekuzcrub]

hi please don't b sad!!!! ily and i think ur v strong!!

thank you anon! i appreciate it.

[dekuzcrub]

I'm sorry this isn't a question but please don't cut yourself!!! I'm sorry that you're abused and it's not your fault. I'm sure that you're boyfriend loves you and wouldn't want you cutting yourself either. Also don't steal razors from your work! That's bad! :(

ah, thank you anon. i’m okay now.

also i didn’t steal it. it’s a razor knife that we keep around to open boxes!

thank you for your concern though.

[dekuzcrub]

why... why would you post brojohn.....

because i like brojohn?? and have kind of always posted it tbh??

[dekuzcrub]

You come into my house, you tell me John Egbert is straight, on the day of my daughter's wedding-

umm????? this one time he kissed a dead body of a girl he’s obviously 100% a straighty™?? 

[dekuzcrub]

Genderfluid, 20, 5'2", Dark Brown hair, Dark Brown eyes, loves to write, be on the internet and most things dinsey, ideal date would be taking you out to a nice dinner and going to a bookstore

man i’m liking how everyone is as short as i am! you sound nice, i’d totally be up for that!