Apr 1
17776 fans on April 7th when instead of getting to practice speedruns in Eleven Jones Cave, they just die of carbon dioxide poisoning
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17776 fans on April 7th when instead of getting to practice speedruns in Eleven Jones Cave, they just die of carbon dioxide poisoning
I didn't have 17776 character Ed Krieger who only shows up in one chapter become one of my blorbos on my bingo card for 2026.
found in eleven jones cave
HAPPY IMMORTALITY DAY EVERYONE!!!
glad to see this fandom has enough strength to make it to the top 10 trending on this here site
i'm british, and don't know the rules of american football very well. if i ever go to america, at least i can go inside eleven jones cave, theoretically.
boy am i stoked to see the space probes become sentient. oh to have a conversation with chandra or new horizons
The Caves of Altamira by Steely Dan, but you’re Ed Krieger hiding in Eleven Jones Cave. You’ve been waiting for 9,313 years--so close to your final goal of 10,000 to win that blasted football game--with only an ancient copy of Konami’s not-so-legendary Double Dribble and an old-ass radio to keep you entertained.
Beargrass Creek burbles in the distance. You wonder if you’ll ever see another one of those “No Rock Unturned” twerps again. You kind of hope you do.
Requested by @tanzytechgem, who is just as hard up for 17776 content as I am lol
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steely dan fans
juice: lets go see eddie
ed: I recall when I was small, how I spent my days alone,
nine, crying: The busy world was not for me, so I went and found my own.....
“The telomeres in my cells stopped shrinking. My wrinkles faded themselves away.”
ok so this is important
because we didnt know how aging was until this update
so im thinking that everyone kind of grows to be/goes back to being a young adult after a little bit and then bam
you have an immortal human
im really glad this line was in here that was important
