Tumblr made my username all lowercase and I don't like it

| bi | trans | college dropout | actual waste of space | God's most boring mistake | she/they

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[sistersorrow]

I had my frst blog around when I was 14/15 I think? I mainly just used it to follow ask blogs and eventually stopped using it, then I came back to it a few years later then eventually deleted it and I later made this account in 2023

So I think I've used Tumblr for a total of around 8 years?

[memories]

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 7/15/23, 4:54:22 PM.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

do you have any thoughts on Mithras/Kabru?

comrade who is Mithras

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

ooooh lmao I should have guessed that. anyway uuuuh I like it more than Kabru and Laois but that's not saying much. I guess if Kabru wants a little wretched old man bf be can have one, as a treat.

[sistersorrow]

What, no opinions on the Ancient Iranian deity whose worship was exported to the Roman Empire in the form of a popular mystery cult in the 1st century AD?

[theenbynightingale]

There's a LOT to take in with this new image (like the fact that I forgot how some character are canonically tiny) but one thing that stood out to me was...

New ship unlocked.

That's like three Rainey ships now I have. Maybe four if I include Tony in there.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shout out to when i invented Bojack Horseman in 2011 and never saw a penny

[sistersorrow]

Oof

[romehbo]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[romehbo]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[sreegs]

(kramer and george at a party, standing and eating food)

kramer: see that? she platemogged you

george: platemogged? what does that mean?

kramer: look at her plate. expertly stacked, filled it with as much as she could put on there. and you... ? (gestures at george's plate)

george (despondent): ... she cant platemog me

[football-in-tuxedos]

You can't write the Specific Episodes of Seinfeld that were made in the mid-90s today but like...why would you want to? Those episodes were very much of their era, answering machines and Steinbrenner and several extended references to the OJ Simpson trial. Those episodes would not work as written.

But the premise, of hanging around with your friends and bitching about social interactions? Oh that premise is timeless.

[dazeddoodles]

After almost a year, I finally redrew my design sheet for the Date Everything MC

[dazeddoodles]

I'm gonna start killing people

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i just tried to report an obvious scam tumblr account because its impersonating someone else asking for verification, but tumblr doesn’t allow reports of fraudulent activity like that unless they’re coming from the person being impersonated

but its tumblr being (VERY POORLY) impersonated??

so fuck me i guess. they’re not gonna do anything of their own volition so whatever. @staff

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[catsofyore]

Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

[importantcatpics]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[sistersorrow]

So that estimate was off by a few months

[gamechangershow]

Forbes Declares Elon Musk As The World’s First Trillionaire

SpaceX began trading on the Nasdaq Friday, boosting Musk’s fortune to an estimated $1.1 trillion

[sistersorrow]

If I was a billionaire, my Wikipedia page would have five lines max, and might not even have a usable photograph attached

I wouldn't be on a podcast talking about the supposed moral decline of the west or faking progress in online games for internet clout

[sistersorrow]

Someone posted furry Charlie Kirk fanart, and while a bunch of people are flaming them because of the politics, others are highkirkenuinely on her ass for getting his fursona wrong and calling her a larper

[segamascott]

[pt90]

they FeeF us BeeF. so we 𝐁𝐔𝐁. their ᵇᵘʳᵇᵘʳᵇᵘʳ