Jul 26, 2014
✉ ((I have a feeling your text will make Roy uncomfortable...let's do it! :P))
(Send me a ✉ and I will generate a random text from this website that my muse will send to yours.)
[text] He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there’s that.
[text] ….
[text] oh wait… bastard?
[text] I mean… brigadier general, bastard... sir?
[text] shit. disregard that text. didn’t mean to send it to you of all people.