I got your nuts in my hand

Selective, independent, post brohood Ed rp blog. NSFW. This is both a single ship and multi-ship blog! Please see my pages about my Ed muses for more on that! Roy Blog, Greed Blog, Greed (version 2) Blog

[lifeofaninstigator]

Indie rp, selective, post canon Edward Elric rp blog for both Brotherhood and 2003. Please read the rules and muses info before interacting! Mun and Muses are 18+ I only rp with Adults. No minors, please!

Rules/Muses

My other rp side blogs:

Roy's Blog/Greed 1.0/Greed 2.0/ Homunculus Ed/Greed 3.0/Ling's blog

Other blogs:

Itachi Uchiha rp Blog

[pointofnoreturnmeme]

Reblog this if you practice multishipping, which means you can have multiple ships going on and they are in separate verses.

[lifeofaninstigator]

💘 💗 💌 💕 any of these or some combination (Alfons)

Send one or more emojis ( + descriptions ) for the kind of ship/dynamic you’d like to write with my muse! ( for multimuses, please specify. )

💘 friends to lovers

💗 slow burn

💌 one muse has a crush on the other muse

💕 mutual pining

Ed already has feelings for Alfons so dunno about the third one if it's implies a one-sided attraction (if it can apply they both have crushes, then let's add this one to the list too), but I can definitely see a combination of the other three for them given how they both are with romantic relationships. They're both friends. They will probably both pine for each other, and it will likely take time for either of them to confess their feelings. I feel like they need a wing man to get them going in the right direction 😂

[lifeofaninstigator]

😘 (Roy)

Inbox😘if your muse would date mine!

Ed couldn't stop his face from getting warm at that thought. "The feeling is mutual."

[many-memes]

Inbox😘if your muse would date mine!

If you go on anon, hint at who your muse could be!

[rosemovedprompts]

Relationship Types

Send one or more emojis ( + descriptions ) for the kind of ship/dynamic you’d like to write with my muse! ( for multimuses, please specify. )

ROMANTIC

❤️ committed, romantic relationship 💘 friends to lovers 💔 used to be together but broke up ❣️ skinny love 💗 slow burn 💌 one muse has a crush on the other muse 💕 mutual pining 💝 romantic relationship of convenience 🏫 highschool sweethearts 💒 arranged relationship ( dating, engagement, political, etc. ) 💋 one-sided romantic relationship ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🖤 lovers to enemies 🤍 enemies to lovers

SEXUAL

💖 a sexual relationship that could turn romantic 🧡 friends with benefits 👄 a sexual, non-romantic relationship 🏩 sexual relationship of convenience 🔥 unresolved sexual tension 💟 developing sexual relationship ( may include romance ) 💞 one muse approaches the other out of convenience ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🔪 enemies with sexual tension

FAMILIAL

👪 biological family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 adopted family 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 family by choice/found family 👩‍👧 older/younger siblings 👭 twins 👥 cousins or extended family 👣 estranged family/feuding family 👨‍🏫 one muse is a teacher/mentor for the other muse ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🚸 coworkers like family 🟡 family out of circumstance ⚪ pretending to be family

PLATONIC

💜 friendship 💙 queerplatonic partners ( an intimate, non-romantic committed relationship ) 💚 friends like siblings 💛 childhood friends 💧 friends due to traumatic experiences 🤝 coworkers ⛔ reluctant friends ✅ enemies to friends 🌈 developing friendship ☀️ friends of circumstance 👔 strangers working together ☕ one muse works in service of the other ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🕴 partners in illegal activities 👯partners in crime trope ⚡ sparring partners 🩹 friends forced to work against each other 🟥 one muse makes a deal or contract with the other ( magic or non-magic. ) ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )

ENEMIES

🦴 mortal enemies 💀 enemies ⚔️ rivalry 🗡️ one-sided rivalry/grudge ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🧠 enemies as narrative foils 💬 enemies because of conflicting ideologies 🤫 one muse is secretly an enemy/traitor to the other muse ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 😨 one muse is using the other muse for their benefit ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) ❌ guilty by association 🚫 friends to enemies 🪓 occupational enemies 🩸 enemies tolerating each other for a common goal ⚫ enemies using each other out of convenience ⬜ coworkers who hate each other

Original by lunarscaled, who is deactivated.

[rpmemesnthings]

Steamy Assumptions

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Tell my muse a sexy/steamy or flirtatious assumption you have about them.

~Don't be shy!~

[jamerasjournal]

I don’t want casual. I want you to eat me alive. No silverware. No napkins. No soft apologies for the mess.

I want to feel your hunger in the marrow of my bones. In the way your hands shake when they touch me. Like you’ve been starving in the dark for centuries. And I am the first taste of light.

Do not love me in halves. Do not sip me slow. I want to be devoured. Consumed whole until there is nothing left to second guess.

I want a love that carves its name into the backs of my ribs. So that I feel it every time I breathe.

Do not love me in whispers. Do not ration me like I am something you must conserve. I am not made for patience. Not built for slow burns or waiting games. Touch me like it is the last thing you will ever do. Kiss me like the world is ending. And you want my taste to be the last thing you remember.

I want reckless. I want ruin. The kind of passion that does not fit inside polite conversation. The kind that makes people uncomfortable.

I want you to worship. At the altar of my body. Press prayers into my skin with trembling hands. To hear my name spoken like gospel. Ache for me in rooms I am not in. I want my absence to feel like something missing from your bloodstream.

Don’t give me lukewarm touches and indifferent eyes. I want the fire. The fury. The all consuming. Take me whole. Taste every part of me and never look away.

I don’t want casual. I want you to eat me alive.

-jamera naquai, EAT ME ALIVE

[sinnnieren]

Please reblog this if it is okay to send you memes a few hours after you reblogged them. So timezones/work do not lock out some people of meme fun

[alicecullen]

Due to personal reasons I will be ignoring canon completely and creating my own au

[lifeofaninstigator]

Shuffle your on repeat playlist and post the first ten songs, then tag ten people.

Main verse Ed is the only one I have a small playlist for

Ed's song: Gods and Monsters by Lana Del Ray

Make Me Bad by Korn

Alone I break by Korn

Milk by Garbage

Gotta Get Away from Me by The Offspring

Poker Face by Lady Gaga

Queer by Garbage

Coming Undone by Korn

White Flag by Dido

Potions by Puscifer

Bonus:

Greed/Ed playlist:

Gods and Monsters: Lana Del Ray

Love You to Death: Type O Negative

The World is Not Enough: Garbage

Losing My Religion: REM

Summer Breeze: Cover by Type O Negative

Drive: Cover by Deftones

Enjoy the Silence: Cover by Breaking Benjamin

Be My Druidess: Type O Negative

You Look So Fine: Garbage

Gone Away: Cover by Five Finger Death Punch

Away: Breaking Benjamin

Every Planet We Reach is Dead by the Gorillaz

#1 Crush by Garbage

Pyro in the City Ed's Song:

Foxy, Foxy by Rob Zombie

2003 Ed's Song:

The Noose by A Perfect Circle

Roy's Song:

Burn It Down by Linkin Park

Greed 2.0's Song:

Blinding Lights by The Weeknd

Tagged by @amestrian-rain

Tagging: any and all mutuals who want to do this

[rpmemesyo]

Send 💭 for something my muse wants to say to yours, but won't.

[rpmemesyo]

Have your muse tell my muse what they think of them, right now!

[anotherrpmemeblog]

reblog this if you would ship our muses

(Bonus, write the sort of ship in the tags!)

[lifeofaninstigator]

"You're really pretty" (from Greed)

Send "You're really pretty" for my muse's reaction

"Oh yeah? You think I'm pretty?" Ed didn't particularly think of himself as pretty, but he knew the way other people looked at him. The way Greed looked at him. A younger him would have blushed at the compliment, but he was feeling playful today. "And just what are you going to do my pretty self?"

[symbolmemes]

“I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no idea how many more beats it shall sustain.”

— Jem Carstairs, Clockwork Prince

[candycandymemes]

Send "You're really pretty" for my muse's reaction