Meanwhile while we’re all waiting for Eda’s Requiem, here’s a few Raeda stuff I got out of incorrect quotes generator: Let me show you a few gems.
Raine: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Eda: What did you do op?
Raine: A MISTAKE
Raine, pointing: May I sit there?
Eda: That's my lap
Raine: That doesn't answer my question, Eda.
Raine: Eda... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Eda: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Raine:
Raine: I wrote sanitize, Eda.
Raine: How many kids do you have?
Eda: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Eda: Change is inedible.
Raine: Don't you mean inevitable?
Eda, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Raine: Eda...
Eda: Oh no, Eda in b-flat
Eda:You're disappointed
Eda: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Raine:
Raine: Eda, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Eda: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Raine: Eda was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Eda: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Raine: Eda, you ate a chair.
Raine, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Eda, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Raine: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Eda: Stop romanticizing the past.
Eda: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Raine: Mind your language!
Eda: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Raine:
Eda: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Raine: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Eda: Three words.
Raine:
Raine, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Eda: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Eda: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Raine: What's that?
Eda: Remorse code.
Raine: I'm even angrier now.
Raine: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Eda: *chugs entire bottle*
Eda: It’s perfume.
Eda: What are your goals?
Raine: To pet all the dogs.
Eda: No, fitness goals.
Raine: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Raine: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Eda: You mean literally or figuratively?
Raine: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Eda: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Raine's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
Raine: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Eda: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Raine: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Eda, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Help me I’m having too much fun with this
Also these three bonus quotes:
Luz: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Raine: Wasn't Eda with you?
Eda: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Eda: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Raine: Eda no.
Luz: Mistlefoe.
Raine: Please stop encouraging them.
Eda, driving Luz and Raine: So how was your day?
Luz: We almost got surprise adopted!
Eda: What?
Raine: We almost got kidnapped.
Eda: Oh, okay.
Eda: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
