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Code names

Eddie: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle 1.

Eddie: Anne, code name, Been There Done That.

Eddie: Flash, Currently Doing That.

Eddie: Dan, It Happened Once in a Dream.

Eddie: Wade is, If I Had To Pick A Howlett.

Eddie: And Laura... you’re Eagle 2.

Laura: Gracias a Dios!

Eddie: Harley, If Flash Weren’t With Me.

Eddie: Betty, If Flash Were Straight.

Peter: What about me?

Eddie: You can’t play with us.

Hey Harley, if you could date anyone here, who would you date?

Harley: I mean, that’s kinda a hard one to answer.

Flash: It’s me.

Harley: True. Had Eddie not asked Eugene out, I would be dating him.

Betty: Right now though, Harley has a tragic crush on Osborn.

Harley: Yeah...

Hold

Eddie: Hold the fuck up.

Flash: What?

Eddie: I’m the fuck up. Please hold me.

Flash: *hugs him*

Anne: Eugene, don’t give this behavior positive reinforcement!

Jokes

Eddie, internally: Wait, is Eugene really into me? Quick, make a bad joke to see if he laughs.

Eddie: Did you hear about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no body to go with!

Flash: *giggles* That’s really funny!

Eddie, internally: Well that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious.

Flash x Eddie ship name proposal, Eddgene

Heart Healthy

Flash: I eat Cheerios because they are heart healthy, and my heart has been severely damaged.

Flash: ...

Flash: so Eddie if you’re out there-

#eddgene