~showtime~

I'm obsessed with too many things (Tord selfshipper!!!) Eddie, He/him, transmasc

[iwriteiguessandiloveit]

Daily affirmations

Forcing myself to do human interaction is a great decision

I have good friends

The opps are wrong

My f/o loves me

Jesus loves me

I am a BOY. Not only that, I am a 90s CODED NERDY BOY.

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[lex-in-superposition]

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

[chickenbuttburger]

This is how I see every oc x canon for the eltingville club

[moon-fa11]

Bugs when you pick up a rock

[iwriteiguessandiloveit]

Josh x reader period comfort

"if it's alright could you write uhh some Josh period comfort? I wanna die rn." @sw33tcaroline

Oh course! Hope the curse leaves you soon ❤️

I think Josh has a(n uncomfortably) close relationship with his mother.

So, he knows a lot of what's the symptoms look like despite his mom telling him nothing about periods and how they work.

the result is Josh knowing the process not being nervous and having no idea how to help.

Give him direct instructions. If he doesn't know what to do he just kinda. Stands there.

If you get him to chill you two can be couch potatoes together.

stock up on a bunch of snacks, put on a Star Trek marathon, and lay down on him.

Oh by the way he's the most comfortable person to lay on ever.

Josh's plush body is your cushion. He runs hot and his large hands push into your lower stomach and knead it. Massaging the cramps out of you.

He'll go to the store to get you pads but he won't be happy about it. All embarrassed, no idea what to get, blushing when the cashier checks him out.

He won't take your mood swings well so try to be nice to him. Josh will indeed take that personally.

He'll bumble his way through it, but he means his actions. He loves you.

[phr0ggle]

I feel like a lot of America's problems could probably be solved by your politicians occasionally making out with each other

Just a suggestion

[iwriteiguessandiloveit]

ree

Ree

[princessmilktwirl]

oh my god you make Abner Krill x reader. Oh my god. You are the goat.

thank you sm!! I'm trying to write more for him ♡♡♡♡ he's painfully underrated

[bacteriumphage]

Does anyons here also have like a compacted zip file version of their gender and sexuality that they tell to most people they don't know well, and then there is the full version of it with microlabels and everything else

[angelsarewatching333]

inspired by something i saw on pinterest awhile ago

[gnomecake]

Could I perhaps get Jerry with autistic reader headcanons?

⋆༺𓆩Jerry Stokes𓆪༻⋆

•I mean look at Jerry, Bros autistic too. Hes also the only one in the group whose diagnosed.

•he has a huge messanger bag, he keeping his ear defenders and would keep yours. In fact, I think he subconsciously color codes your stuff. Everything he owns is green :)

•If you guys are at a nerd store and he sees some merch of your favorite media, he will yell for you. Just imagine him yelling your name and holding merch.

• Hes very calm and sweet, yet awkward during meltdowns. He understands the best thing you need is space. So its more for the next hour he looms around, but if you call for him hes right by your side.

•you dont need a weighted blanket, you have jerry. He holds you tightly while watching movies, its very therapeutic

•basically he is the most sympathetic towards you. He is super understanding and kind towards your autism.

[iwriteiguessandiloveit]

im like legit crying I didn't even have to ask!!!

Jerry is mine and we are both autistic and yes it's amazing

[b-sowards]

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

[official-kovaxworx]

respost this anyone who can

[cabinthreeproblems]

AUGH *SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON* TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW SPREAD THE WORD

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[subtletwilighteternity]

Beat you to it

[cheese-and-rice-x06]

@kitpanthera @alienxvq @billford-is-cool123 @starburnontheinternet @fefe-the-cat @puppet-b0y @2-tailed-alan @ch0cc1 @ANYONE

literally anyone

TAGGING LITERALLY ANYTHING

[saph-the-queer]

@siffrininstarsandtime @siffrinsonionquiche @darkotorclash @theweirdqueerthing @oliveleaves @im-bad-at-names-okay @boxdwellerstuck AND OBVIOUSLY OPEN TAGS, EVERYONE SPREAD THIS SHIT

[theweirdqueerthing]

@darkotorclash @rockymountyn @sondersalem @hummingkittiz @arthuluart @a-wheel-that-rolls @darkorange00 @dippyfresh11037 @dippyfresh11037 @cosmical-bread @cat-found-in-an-allie +OPEN TAGS SPREAD THIS SHIT

[dippyfresh11037]

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[toothianafan]

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[bookworm2011]

@cup-of-lavender-tea @timetravelingcowboy @juniorandpally @laramieemergencymunchycrew @iwriteiguessandiloveit @thesevencrimsons @thechaoticraventrainer @alenzet @someacedude REBLOG THIS PLEASE

[iwriteiguessandiloveit]

hi :3 can you do Edd x reader headcannons but the reader is also a artist (mainly traditional)

Edd x Artist!Reader

Edd is ecstatic to learn that you're an artist, just like him!

People are his favorite thing to draw so he definitely draws you a lot. Sometimes they're more detailed and sometimes just little doodles.

I think Edd has a small social media account where he posts his non-commissioned work. If you agree, he'll post some of yours along with his!

While he can get insecure over his own abilities, it's more oriented toward whether his paid-for work is good enough. He loves his own work in general, and he genuinely harbors no jealousy toward the skills you have. He likes them both.

The sixth love language: art trading. Edd leaves around sticky notes with stick figures on them. You give him doodles of whatever you like to draw in turn.

He hangs up some of the stuff you give him on his walls.

He thinks you look so beautiful/handsome while you draw. So focused, with careful fingers manuvering the pencil over the paper.

he'd be lying if he said the sight didn't make his heart flutter.

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Of course I can! Hope you like it :)

@sw33tcaroline

[thejbomb]

10 PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW

Tagged by @rainbowsuitcase and @icemavman, thanks guys :)

LAST SONG: Finish Lefty by Quarters 🔥

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Rewatching BBC Sherlock with my mum because I thought she’d fuck with it and I was right.

CURRENT OBSESSION: Top Gun 😔💔🕊️

CURRENTLY READING: When We Get Around to Talking About It by COMPACFLT (I actually can’t believe I haven’t read it yet)

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Nothing 😭🫡💀 I’m pretty sure writer’s block is the evil the Bible talks about (I want to be working on my trans mav fics though)

CURRENTLY WEARING: Jeans and three jackets because I just got back from ‘having a pint with the lads’ and it’s fucking freezing.

LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: “bottlebrush Australian native” because I’m drawing them atm.

FAVORITE FLOWER: Wattle!!! They’re about to flower so my drive to uni is gonna be gorgeous asf for a month or so.

tagging (no pressure, soldiers, none at all): @death2toby @kazanskyswingman @sonnywrites @prollybradshaw @topgunidiot @touchysoft @fanficlsbestfood @whatiwouldnotgive2 @towering-book-piles @blazingstar29

[fanficlsbestfood]

Awwwww tysm for the tag!! Missed doing these!!

LAST SONG: Tall Trees by Blacklit Canopy

CURRENTLY WATCHING: rewatching PHM, paused it yesterday after the ‘go fishing’ scene

CURRENT OBSESSION: Varies from moment to moment but, StarWars (Dinluke Obimaul), Bloodymary, and I watched Spiderman: Homecoming, so might try and get into my Spidey ships again

CURRENTLY READING: really cool enemies to lovers obi maul fic where at the end of TPHM the Jedi order is destroyed

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: REAL it takes me five times as long to get something on the page, I hate writing block. Currently I managed to grind out an obi maul fic, just the basic plot line atm… like my other 400 fics. ONLY MY TOP GUN FIC HAS ACTUAL SCNES 😭😭

CURRENTLY WEARING: long sleeve shirt, pyjama pants, it’s freezing here too.

LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: “Spiderman x Micheal B Jordon” cause I was gonna say I’m jumping that train cause I watched Spiderman last night but I realised I will most definitely be reading spideypool fics as well!

FAVORITE FLOWER: hmmm I don’t know if I have one of those, also yess!! I love wattles! They have the best smell, but my fav plant- a tree probably doesn’t count but, Wollemi Pine cause it’s like the tree version of a coelacanth.

No pressure tags!! :D

@hetaczechia @saoqdraws @smollilguy @acaciajules @kazanskyswingman @yukalovestopgungays @arreat @epichunterka @maellekazanskymitchell @comical-tuber @tessabennet @thenamesgraymydudes

[thenamesgraymydudes]

thx for da tag yo

Last Song: not a song technically but "Scene 7: I Hope I Die Alone" by naethan apollo

Currently Watching: The Apothecary Diaries

Current Obsession: The Magnus Archives (I can't believe I waited this long to listen to it)

Currently Reading: Rereading "Midnight Strangers" by @seriouslycalamitous on ao3, ts so peak frfr vro

Currently Working On: making Rocky and Adrien and my Eridian OC out of clay

Currently Wearing: hand-sewn pjs with little shapes n stuff

Last Google Search: "how to sew ruffles easy tutorial"

Favorite Flower: oh, god, uh... I think my favorite flowers are lilacs or chrysanthemums they're the most fun to draw

Tags?

@dratropa @biggestswaggot @tens-girl @hellisper40 @villain-in-your-story @nicelittlebee

plus mutuals I forgor

[nicelittlebee]

Thank for the tag!

Last song: Treehouse by Alex G

Current obsession: Minecraft args/horror (specifically A ReGect)

Currently reading: rereading Sunrise On The Reaping by Suzanne Collins (I’m so excited for the movie!)

Currently working on: a pair of shorts I’m making from some old jeans. I’m sewing stars onto them and idk how, but it’s taken me two days to sew on just one star

Currently wearing: pajamas

Favorite flower: um don’t really have one but maybe daisies or sunflowers

Tags (no pressure!)

@onerandomglitch @analoghorrorisyummy @wawawawwawawawa @mozzysomethingsomething @lazynameforme @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @bloodyshotgun @izzynstuffz @v0idz-l1ght @charsarian

[izzynstuffz]

ty fur the tag!!!!

last song: worlock by skinny puppy

currently watching: nothing really…..

current obsession: loz botw 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 i’ve been watching so many videos and playing the game when i get a chance

currently reading: big fish!!!!!! second read because i love it!!!!

currently working on: some revali fanart.. and also making new patches fur my school backpack!!!!

currently wearing: merch for my schools literary magazine….. that ive been published in…. for pjs..

favorite flower: baby’s breath!!!!! i like baby’s breath a lot!!

ok let me think of ten of you @heliumgenius @cup-of-lavender-tea @misty-zzz @clownfish-casino @decaying-appleseeds @tw1st-th3-knif3 @succulentrats @rottingmushroom222 @bouquetofrain @hieronymusbotched SORRY IF ANY OF YALL DONT LIKE BEUNG TAGGED SERIOUSLY JUST TELL ME AND I WONT DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!

[cup-of-lavender-tea]

last song: Francis Forever

currently watching: nothing </3

current obsession: SOREN BALTIMORE

currently working on: art fight stuff

currently wearing: uh a stupid cat shirt that says “rage consumes me” and those fuckass cargo shorts that go down to your knees. Also a dog collar

favorite flower: lavender :>

@baxs-tblr @kuipermoths @livelonglaughlong @wolfieworks @bookworm2011 @v1ctimthree

@flowersdontgrowll @spikystringsnuffle @sunnygarbagedump @clownfish-casino

[bookworm2011]

Last song: Feel Good Inc. by the Gorillaz

Currently watching: House MD

Current obsession: to many but I’ll go with horror stuff

Currently working on: Pride Flag drawings for my moots <3

Currently wearing: pj shorts with an oversized black hoodie my grandma got me at a concert (my younger cousin got to go to a TobyMac concert and we ended up going. It was actually pretty good)

Favorite flower: tbh I don’t have one lol

@iwriteiguessandiloveit @juniorandpally @laramieemergencymunchycrew @someacedude @thechaoticraventrainer @thesevencrimsons

[iwriteiguessandiloveit]

last song: Colorado Sunrise by 3oh3!

currently watching: a bunch of classic horror movies, like The Fly and The Ring

Current obsession: The Eltingville Club

Currently reading: The Gospel Of Z- Stephen Graham Jones

Currently working on: a request from my inbox

Currently wearing: Jean shorts, an Invader Zim shirt

Favorite flower: the orange sunrise-like ones

@nerdboy-boynerd @thecosmiczigzagoon @simplesong @sw33tcaroline

[iwriteiguessandiloveit]

thinking of making a side account to roleplay as an OC of mine! She'll join the Evil Science Center community and do fun stuff.

I'll plug it when I make it!

[iwriteiguessandiloveit]

Hiiiii mootie! Do you perhaps have any Edd x reader headcanons :3

Edd x reader!

Edd is such a softy. He loves cuddles and kisses and sweet moments.

But sometimes, he can be a bit of a dick, too.

He never means it. If by any chance he oversteps with a joke, he's back with flowers and an apology within the hour.

He wears the stupid white-and-red cartoon heart boxers.

Speaking of that, Edd lays around in nothing but said underwear whenever he can. If you get embarrassed by it, he does it even more on purpose.

Corniest MF ever. He makes the “I hardly know her!” Jokes and shit like that

On a more serious note, Edd takes his job of art commissioning very seriously.

He tends to overwork himself. Needing the piece of art he's working on to be perfect before he even thinks of taking care of his needs.

You gotta force him to take breaks to use the bathroom and eat food and do like anything else.

Edd’s body is squishy and hairy and large and runs absurdly hot. CUDDLE THAT MAN HE HAS THE PERFECT BODY FOR IT.

He's a pretty “glass half full” kinda guy. Not much can truly get him down.

All in all he loves you a lot, and even with his faults, tries to be the best partner he can be.