Yes, hello again, your scheduled checkups are WAY passed due. I'm gonna need to take your CORE TEMPERATURES. +w+
WHAT have I told you about comin' back around here again tryin' this shit, you little pink perverted marshmallow from Hell? Lay ONE LATEX-ENCASED HAND on ANYBODY in this fenceline and I'm gonna squeeze you so hard your brain will squirt out your ear-holes-
Please, Miss Polly, go back to your post, I will handle this one I do not think he will be dangerous, even when I cannot see.
...Whatever. Touch him and die, marshmallow.
That may be the most unique ploy to get multiple Pokemon to bend over that I have ever heard. Work on your methods, perhaps - you have the cuteness factor, perhaps play into that rather than the medical ploy. You will find being cute will garner more... 'Interest' in complying than associating yourself with a field that frightens most individuals.













