Oct 15, 2024
"I've seen the future, you know what it is? it's a 47yo virgin sitting in his beige pajamas drinking a banana broccoli smoothie singing I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner."
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"I've seen the future, you know what it is? it's a 47yo virgin sitting in his beige pajamas drinking a banana broccoli smoothie singing I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner."
Quote Of The Day
Demolition Man (1993): ❖ "You're going to use these primitive weapons against men and women that uphold the law?!" ❖ Edgar Friendly: "We use these weapons to shop for GROCERIES.... dick.”
I'm no leader. I do what I have to do. Sometimes people go with me. Edgar Friendly, Demolition Man
I wanna run around naked with green jell-o all over my body reading a Playboy magazine.
Edgar Friendly - Demolition Man
Sometimes I feel like Denis Leary in Demolition Man.
According to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? -Edgar Friendly