#ediesoup

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*pssspt* Hi Pete

Afternoon, Ei! Hope oll is well- I heard you’ve been quite sick lately, haven’t you? Which, really, is a shame….though, I s’pose when you’re sick you’ve got more time to sort of….recuperate. Yunno, bring yourself oll back and sort of….sort heal yourself, in the process, not just your body. Which, yunno, could be a great thing! Hope that wos the case, then.

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ur such a sassy asshole ily

If you’re going to insult me, at least use proper English—-

"Ur" is pronounced "You’re"—- more like an ‘and/or’ sort of thing. Not quite ‘ure’ as in urination or something of the sort. Of course, I’m not certified to teach any sort of English- but I s’pose it’s better than learning from my other three band mates, or worse, someone from the fucking Stones! 

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Hi Pete, I made soup, would you like some? Also Pamela told me to tell you that she's waiting for you in your hotel room?? Whatever that means...

Oh, yes, actually, that would be wonderful. It’s been somewot of a….a hectic day, to say the least. I’ve been up oll night just trying to get one fucking song out! How pathetic is that, then? Yeh, soup should….well, mum said soup healed oll wounds once….then ‘gain, she olso said some choice things, but never the mind- I believe soup’s got this…..this natural, healing qualit—-

O-Oh. 

Uhm.

….

Did she…say anything else? Is she there now? Oh….we just….need to take care of some things, is oll. Nothing big, I con assure you. Er….haha, I shouldn’t say ‘nothing’ big, haha. Oh….surry, probably went over your head—I’m, uh…

I s’pose I’ll be taking a rain check on the soup, then.

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*rolls his eyes* God I hate you. -Uni! Roger

As his eyes narrow slightly, they move down his roommates body, tracing the form of the other as he had millions of times before. He wants to exhale, he wants to take a deep breath and let reality creep back into his mind, remind himself that he can’t stand the bastard that he chose to live with. Yet, the lack of oxygen isn’t helping him think quite clearly, getting some sort of sensational high as his eyes fall back on the angered features of Waters. 

Pete gruffly grunts, licking his lower lip-

"….You….You wonna go show me how much you hate me back in my room, then?"

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◙ - Pamela

When—-ugh.

When I see you….you looning ‘round with Keith oll the time, you seem so much more terribly interested in him than ever with me, which….which makes me frustrated! I dunno! I dunno, I know you’re….I know you’re seeing Keith, but it’s……Pam, your one of the only people ‘round here that actually….yunno….

Enjoys listening to me.

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I fucking told you its not potatoes! For gods sake.... I won't let you have anymore of my cigarettes if you keep acting like such a prick. - Uni!Roger

Well, fine, man. I con buy my own fucking cigarettes, you wank stain. I…. I’m a grown man,  thank you very much, with some fucking money that I save- unlike you, who wastes pounds and pounds on….potatoes and gifts for your bleeding boyfriend. 

-uni!Pete

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Hey bby *winks* -College Roger Waters

Fuck off, don’t make me throw a fucking lamp at you 'gain! 

And don’t forget to buy fucking potatoes for your crotch, your boyfriend might get suspicious if it’s not as lumpy as the last ones you bought! 

-uni!Pete

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hey pete did you know youre amazing

Yeh, I am a fucking amazing,

oren’t I?