#editor andy

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PM: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-

Andy: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??

PM: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

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PM: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Andy: Why are we so fucking awesome?

PM: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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PM: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Andy: way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

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PM: Are you busy?

Andy: Yes.

PM: Cool, listen to this.

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Pat: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Andy: Sleeping is nice.

Pat: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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Andy: Hey, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Andy: Oh no, where did it go?

Pat: ANDY, WHAT THE FUCK--?!

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PM: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?

Andy: I thought the animals might be lonely.

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Pat: I feel so burnt out.

Andy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Pat: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Andy: Well not if you’re expecting it.