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Waldo Cariño: i can do anything i put my mind to. I once figured out barny perro's phone number just by choosing random numbers

Florencia Rodriguez: what are your best qualities?

Waldo Cariño: im cute, i have soft hair, and sometimes i cry because i love my friends

Horacio Pilar: i didnt want to do it, no one else wanted to do it, so i made eduardo querido do it!

Barny Perro: you've got to act tought, waldo cariño! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!

Waldo Cariño: right, yes, tought, got it

Waldo Cariño, standing up on his stool and slamming his hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK

*Franco Honesto falls over*

Julieta Alegria: are you alright?!

Franco Honesto: is that you, god?

Julieta Alegria: what?

Franco honesto: it's just, you sound a lot more like Julieta Alegria than i expected

Waldo Cariño: i made this friendship bracelet for you

Barny Perro: you know, im not really a jewelry person

Waldo Cariño: you don't have to wear...

Barny Perro: no, im gonna wear it forever. Back off