#edwob

[lakness-monster]

total eclipse of the h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶  relevance of charlie

thoughts while watching eclipse (2010):

do vampires use diva cups as shot glasses 

carlisle had chemistry with every breathing/non breathing thing in the movie 

how can there be so much going on but nothing at the same time 

“can you feel that? flesh” 

jasper and his blinking aversion - he blinked like 10 times the entire movie

edward being consent king but only if they get married 

booboo <3 

charlie continuing to be the most ineffective character in the entire series

looking for (and found) moments between edward and jacob just to feel something -- throuple subtext and found text 

where is the respect for mental illness in this movie 

synchronized hood removal has never been better 

why is everyone so stinky in this movie 

[lakness-monster]

breaking back pt1.

thoughts while watching bd1: 

the dawn is breaking (cinematic parallels)

edward anthony masen cullen 

they all hit puberty?

why is charlie so shocked, the lack of respect for mental health 

our favourite vampilante/vigilampire is the consent king who respects women 

not only consent king but diversity emperor, edward out here meeting our POC quota

cinematic parallels: edward breaking the bed and causing an earthquake vs rhysand pounding that pussy so hard that mountain ranges form 

his dick is like a popsicle 

peak mormon marriage: getting married, having sex once, getting gregnant, dying 

the scene with all the wolves talking is like when all the seagulls in finding nemo started yelling mine 

omg jasper has emotion? is this character development?

carlisle having all the medical technology to do a midnight xray 

and also having all the O negative blood in world to satisfy bella’s weird pregnancy cravings 

bella coming up with the name EJ when Edwob was the superior choice 

resume knowing english and communicating the concept of love in the womb

rosalie waiting for bella to die so she could snatch that child (babies b4 ladies)  

edward went nom nom nom everywhere; inside and out 

“i dont think cpr is gonna save her, her back is broken” 

the absolute law of the wolves that they all must obey: grooming

a recurring switzerland, just makes sense (red = blood and white = cast)

christina agriculture robbed 

[lakness-monster]

breaking seth pt 2

thoughts while watching bd2: 

the dawn has broke

“you need to get your thirst under control” 

hold on spider monkey --> she becomes an actual spider monkey

oh shes turned on

cinematic parallels she jumped from the cliff into the water in new moon except edward is actually here,

take a whiff - the stinky theme is back

you imprinted on my daughter?? SHES A BABY

moronic wolfy claim on her?? shes mine

LOCH NESS MONSTER - LAKKIE (REAL LIFE PARALLELS)

booboo got a boo boo

charlie, to this day, is still on that boat trip!!

how am i supposed to tell the gender of the baby if not the eyelashes

i wanna be where the vampires are, i wanna see wanna see them sparkling (my little mermaid)

bella’s bucket list: #1 have sex, #2 sparkle like a vampire

she was born not bitten.

what if they don't like me,  they just never met you before -- how can you meet someone that's not real its cgi

THE AVATAR = BENJAMIN    

WOMEN KNOWS HER TROUT RESPECT WOMEN WHO LOVE TROUT

cult tings :hearteyes:

carlisle cullen and the goblet of chemistry (the on screen roamnce between carlisle and every other character in this entire series was worth being born for)

“that’s an order” but in a italian accent 

magnifico, o o o its magic you knowww, never believe its not so

the last edwob scene brought tears to eyes, edward is still holding on to the possibility that jacob will print on him