Actually what if i was a different superhero for halloween this year...
What if i was....
Barnackle boy....
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Actually what if i was a different superhero for halloween this year...
What if i was....
Barnackle boy....
I FUCKED UP
I FUCKED UP AND GOT PTSD THERAPY ON MY MF BIRTHDAY, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE RECKONING OF RECKONINGS BEHOLD I, A HUMBLE AGGY CRUMBLING LIKE SANDCASTLES CRUMBLE AGAINST THE WAVES.
in all seriousness I am anxious as helly for the appointment because tbh idk if i like her as a psych my first appointment i had bad anxiety just trying to talk to her and then cause i was so anxious i didnt realise i booked the next appointment for my birthday. FUCK IT WE BALL
my ipod is coming today
so hype for my dead tech irrelevant music listening device, I am excited to BE THAT BITCH that ummm actually i dont have the mp3 soooo i cant listen, i cant wait
PUT MY MUSIC ON TUMBLR
[you gotta view my blog as a page btw juicyaggycouture.tumblr.com]
as a way to try and get over my own personal 'self cringe' for releasing music I am slowly (but surely) putting a bunch of my music onto my page! A lot of these are not 100% complete but they've all had a quick master from yours truly, a variety of music from cringe inducing aggy singing to even more cringe douche injected EDM.
Below is a little description for each song i've added for your reading pleasure.
Brought You Flowers - an aggy attempt at a love song with a sprinkle of some self love thrown in, kirby inspired beat, it gives me late 90s nintendo vibes
Headless Horseman by mount eerie/The microphones - dudes just got a big soft spot in my heart and I really wanted to do an androgynous feeling seeped in reverb and autotune cover of it, was real emo the day I recorded this lol
Anyone Else But You - Kimya Dawson cover @madebyxyna and I did, I was really upset that day I think mostly with myself and getting frustrated with other music I was working on so I made something to be lofi, poorly mixed boomy vibes in an intentional kind of way (you can hear @madebyxyna scrolling tiktok in the background at some points during it)
Rent Free/On The Train 2 C U - song is in two parts, first half is another attempt at self love and the second half is me playing with the idea of thinking you're hot shit :3
the official aggy gabber/rawstyle - this is me doing my own attempt at harder styles (esp since I have so many different gabber/hardcore/hardstyle kicks ive made and hardly use!) I like how it goes from y2k gabber to some drainer aaa singing to my favourite type of unapologetic edm build up (big arp getting bigger n bigger) to just disgusting kicks, its fun!
Real Club Music - I don't like this one but it does have a structure, its just boring trance tbh with the start reminding me of phonk back in the day but I guess its more techy
NOTHING EDM - this is the progenitor to a current creative exercise I been participating in, trying to spend an hour each morning working on a quick and dirty song, this one is cutesy but it's begging for more
GLOBAL DRUG CRIME NOSTOP MIX - I wont lie i spent like a month and a half on this, its like three songs together to make this mixtape vibe, I have been calling it 12 year old boy EDM since its got that flavour of adhd infused cringe laced with a four on the floor kick drum to drive you through section by section. I went crazy with the juicy j, three 6 mafia, ayesha erotica and WAP samples, it's big and varied and (for me personally) very cool :3
MONGOLIAN TEKTONIK BOYS - so this was meant to be part of a larger more conceptual project that was birthed from me and @madebyxyna going a bit delirious from being in the sun for too long. At the time I was very into this concept of thinking you're better than everyone or much more specifically when a no name dj thinks they are the next big thing and have a hugely inflated ego while playing a 200 pax room, such interesting type of person tbh. So I wanted to make a concept ep that played on this idea of an over inflated ego, this was meant to be the intro song with a huge monologue being suuuuper dramatic and treating this whole djing thing like it's some larger than life activity or by seeing them (mongolian tektonik boys) you're fulfilling some spiritual need. The very first part of it (bump a bump give it to me now) was meant to be part of some skit about hanging out with people just cause they got the substances but I never did the skit part lmao.
p4inp0w3redl0wk3ywHy3 - This one I wanted to make something that reminded me of bugatti by tiga but at the same time was this very harsh nails on a chalkboard type beat. I used it in a uni assignment once and in my teachers feedback he said he really like the (quoting him here) 'schizophrenic kind of music' such a wild thing to say tbh, but the song does make me feel a little crazy listening to it wont lie
OOLONG - This a song I did for uni recently, idk if im that happy with it honestly, but I put a lot of work into the vocal production and the synths mostly in the second half. It is cool me finks
OverKill On My SoulCaliber - self reflective gamer rap... basically some rage (the genre) type trap but I wrote the lyrics to be some dude addicted to competitive gaming reflecting on how their addiction affects them, that self realisation spirals into them actively trying to make a change in their life and then one day they sit down and they're like "fuck I still hate myself". the beat is cool tho i lvoe the swords and the gunshots and how many times it tells you to die :)
-AGGYONER
I put stockings on and socks over stockings and now every step I take my socks keep sliding down cause the stockings are too smooth but I can’t just be fondling my foot in public evil evil evil evil evil evil
Have you ever just REALLY gone for an evil laugh? Like, fully unleashed your inner villain with a full-on, Cruella DeVille-style maniacal, insane cackle? I don’t think I’ve ever actually done it. Kinda want to though.
Purest form of evil
A NEW CHARACTER APPROACHES Viro: don't worry sweetie you're safe now... he won't find you were we are going😈 @Perfectshadow06 Uh oh looks like someone has had her eyes on cherry for some time! meet viro! She and her sis go from au to au collecting people to keep "safe" by taking them to the void village! (The only place in da void) good luck cherry a new adventure has begun...