WTF Did Do?
Mom: *pulls hot cake out of oven*
Me: Is That Cake? (Duh!)
Mom: Yes. I am setting it right here on the counter to cool off. I want you to watch it and make sure it doesn't get messed up (refers to the animals)
Me: Got it!
Mom: *walks off*
Me: *boredly sitting on counter*
Cake: play with me child
Me: I gotta go touch it *hops of counter and touches cake*
Mom: *comes back to check on cake* What are you doing?!?
Me: *looks up* What?!?
Mom: Stop FONDOLING my cake!
Me: o-okay *tries not to laugh*
I was just pokeing at a cake
*shrugz*













