#effyoumalik

[spideypants]

effyoumalik replied to your post: effyoumalik replied to your post: one of my...

my best friends twin sister just had her baby this weekend...

weird weird weird i jsut am in a weird mood but i mean at least those babies are healthy and we can be grateful for that right?

[spideypants]

effyoumalik replied to your post: one of my friends had a baby a few days ago and...

oh. wow.

i feel so bad cause my friend morgans sister had a baby about a week ago and then my friend had hers just this weekend and she didnt make it but morgan's sisters is fine and i dont know its so weird how this stuff happens

[debunkingtheimpossible]

How to succesfully eat sunflower seeds

I was having some trouble eating sunflower seeds so I decided to look up how to eat them on google

Step 1: Get a bag of sunflower seeds

 Step 2: Place a small handful of sunflower seeds in your mouth.

Step 3:With your tongue, move one over to your cheek (the side not being used to actively eat the seeds).

Step 4:With your tongue, place the other seed vertically or horizontally between your teeth, depending on your preference

Step 5: Apply firm and steady pressure on the seed until it cracks.

Step 6: Release the seed from your teeth.

Step 7:With your tongue and teeth, separate the inner seed from the shell.

Step 8:Spit out all of the shell pieces

Step 9: Eat the seed ( about time)

[spideypants]

effyoumalik replied to your post: do you ever just reply to a text post with the...

i still laughed if that makes you feel better

we are so stupid ahg

[spideypants]

do you ever just reply to a text post with the wrong lord of the rings still

cause i do

[hallowwen]

I've tagged quite a lot of people, check it out guys! But feel free to do it either way (: xx

~~sorry I was tagged by twoooo people so I couldn't ignore it~~

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Tagged by: emmylital and sortofatallorder

Emma's questions for me:

1. Do you like Maths? Why?

Hell no! Because it is fucking horrible. I have a stats exam next week as well D:

2. The closest blue thing to you is…?

My socks (:

3. What city would you like to visit most? Why?

New York with emmylital because we need a TweedleTwin adventure <3

4. What book would you most like to be a character in?

Harry Potter.

5. What type of phone do you have?

A shit one. A motherflipping brick.

6. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

The letter E

7. Favourite song at the moment?

Falling Slowly cover by Carrie Fletcher, it's so pretty omg!

8. Press ctrl V:

[style=padding: 10px; font-family: times;color:black; font-size: 9px; text-align: justify; width: 300px; height: 140px; overflow:auto;] ...yeh let's not discuss this

9. Last film you watched?

I can't remember to be honest ahah. I think it was The Impossible? idek.

10. What are you most looking forward to this month?

Um, probably going for a meal with my family for my birthday.

11. What are you doing tomorrow?

Nothing, as usual. Fangirling probably.

Mylena's questions for me:

1. How was your day ?

Well it's only just began so... but so far it's going well since I had chocolate for breakfast ^_^

2. Have you done your homework ? (you should)

ahahahahahaha what is this concept?

3. What book are you reading ?

Nothing D:

4. What are you doing right now ?

This little question thing and singing along like a jedi.

5. Favourite animal ? Why ?

Giraffe, they're just beautiful creatures.

6. Favourite day of the week ? Why ?

Wednesday because it is the only one with the unique spelling. The rest are all "blah-day" not "Wed-nes-day" nah uh, that bitch owns its title.

7. What’s your favourite character ?

Gosh... either Sam Witwicky (Transformers) or Damon Salvatore.

8. Last person you talked to ?

My mama

9. What do you like to do in your free time ?

Sleep and stalk celebrities.

10. Do you play any musical instruments ?

Yes, far too many >.<

11. Coffee or tea ?

TEAAAAAA! <3 it's my lover.

My questions for the tagged angels:

1. What are you listening to right now?

2. What time is it?

3. Are you procrastinating right now? Avoiding that work?

4. Your all time favourite otp? Just one now!

5. Can you lick your elbow? This is a serious question.

6. I've just proposed to you, what is your response? *it better be a yes or I will cry*

7. When is your birthday?

8. What's the weather like? *bit of small talk to get things flowing*

9. If you could date any celebrity, who would you date?

10. Zayn Malik, hot or not? ;D

11. You're taking me on a spontaneous trip, where we going? *impress me*

[fyeahriachbros]

effyoumalik replied to your photoset: Thanks Anthony for following us on twitter! <33

I AM SO JEALOUS BUT ALSO CONGRATS ASDFGHJKL

awhhahaha thanks bby <3