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[niinokaa]

[sstje3z]

– so if max is about 193≈cm tall (6'4 inches), then his hands are about 20 centimeters.. damn

– also, random height comparison of the four lmao, the most accurate I could do tho but most of those are around the correct ones.

[melxdigz]

— hiii girl u so cool so like, a new request! Could you write plentyxd x reader but lowkey they are mad about each other on the games they play, but bc they live in defferent houses, reader is like "boy, imma pull over to your house now and beat the shit out of you" and plen is like "alr, pull up ho" so then when reader comes to his house they start arguing AGAIN but then they somehow get sloppy 🥹🥹🥹

Irksome flirting techniques | plentyxd x gn!reader

: ✶ summary ⸝⸝ : Ethan has been a real dickhead towards you... its sad because he thinks he is actually flirting with you. You suppose its just time to show him how its really done...

: ✶ a/n ⸝⸝ : hii... shamefully walks onto the stage, i know i have a few other requests rotting in my inbox. gulp. trust i will finish them soon!! pls dont give up on me!! no wait WAIT DONT THROW TOMATOES AT ME!!!???

: ✶ wc ⸝⸝ : 1150 words | not proof-read (no seriously i need someone to volunteer and proof-read these for me before i post pelase im so tired).

: ✶ warnings ⸝⸝ : a LOT of swearing ; arguing ; reader gets called a hoe ; suggestive content but no smut ; crack maybe?? ; sub!plenty and dom!reader. methinks ; plenty is foreal a douchebag at first but it has a good ending. i swear guys!!1!!!11!

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Ethan is so fucking annoying.

You dont even exactly remember how the two of you started fighting, but at this point it feels like he is just continuing it to annoy you. Not because he thinks his point is right.

"No, im not gonna play minecraft with you! Repo is just better, straight up." He argued, making you groan

"We always fucking lose when playing Repo, Plenty! You keep pulling some stupid crap."

"If youre gonna shit on my skills, you should call me by my real name."

"Ethan."

"Fuck you."

It pretty much just went back and forth until you two finally managed to pick a game. Peak will have to do for now.

Honestly the non-stop back and forth between you and Ethan, had you give up tiredly and let him just pick a game. Other than repo, you just wouldnt allow that.

Over your dead body, like you yelled at him.

-

So playing Peak, it... started off strong.

Ethan was petty enough to not help you up when your stamina bar would teether close to diminishing. Yeah, he made you fight for yourself despite this game being about teamwork.

"Plenty, bro– im about to fall!"

"I wont help you until you call me by my real name." He teased, his stupid blue little character dancing on your screen when your own stubby hands were clawing the side of the rock.

"PlentyXD!"

His character stopped moving. Instead now crossing its arms like some badass assassin. He was pissed. Pissed and petty like always.

All you could do was watch your video game characters hands slip and your character to fall entirely. The trip down the cliff of the mountain was pretty long, it took a couple of seconds before you hit the ground and lost all your health.

So much so for playing Peak...

You instantly opened your discord and turned towards the call, just in your private dms between you and Ethan.

"Fuck you dude! Why didnt you hoist me up?" You hissed out, quitting the game and closing steam entirely.

"You kept calling me names," he pointed out, though rather calmly.

Its like this was some sick joke to him. Annoying you.

This couldnt be any more infuriating "I wasnt calling you names– i was calling you Plenty, whats wrong with that??" He was so childish right now.

"Because i like it when you call me Ethan."

You went silent. You had no idea why he was being all suave now, just after driving you up a wall.

Your patience was thinning by the second "I swear- im gonna pull up and fucking beat the shit out of you." You threatened clearly, but he just smirked. You couldnt see it, but you could hear it from his tone alone:

"Okay pull up hoe."

The silence took another comfortable spot in your little spat. You were speechless, lost for words. This little shit smear knew what he was doing, he was deliberately irritating you.

You were so stunned you ended the call entirely.

But that didnt necessarily mean you gave up on trying to argue with him. No.

-

Your car sitting in front of Ethans porch had him hyperventilating.

Because holy shit, you really did pull up to beat the shit out of him. Because holy shit, you mightve interpreted all of that teasing horribly.

Holy shit, he was so bad at flirting.

All Ethan could do now was just stand in front of his window, peeking behind the blinds, hoping you dont kick down his door and come straight for his neck.

He maybe wouldnt mind if you came for his heart, but you have been really pissed at him for the past couple of hours, so he knew it was highly unlikely.

A knock had him quivering in his boots already. He seriously didnt mean to upset you — he had to fix this somehow. Sure, you angry at him temporarily was fun and all... but its not like he genuinely got a piss out of bullying you.

Though oddly enough, he had no say in what way his body was moving, and before he knew it, he had opened the door for you.

"Hhheyyy..." Ethan greeted with a nervous smile. He knew calling you a hoe was when the shit hit the fan for you.

"Fuck you." You immediately pointed out like it was the most important thing in the world.

"When and where?"

"Piss off."

He tried. Atleast.

You stepped closer towards him, making him automatically move a step back.

"Look, i know youre—"

"You dont know anything." Your hand reached out with your index finger poking at his chest, making him flinch another step back. You two kept this little game going on for a few seconds before he dodged you and rushed to close the door behind you.

But now he was just trapped between you and his front door. This couldnt get any better.

"What the hell is going through your head to force me to play a teamwork game — then not help me?" 

"Do you even know how tired i am of your crap?"

"What the hell is your problem?"

You just continued to interrogate, yet all he could do was just stare and try not to get turned on by your authoritative tone.

"Why are you not saying anything?" You finally snapped at him. In turn making his own will snap as he lurched forwards towards you and captured your lips.

Your entire body tensed, obviously and righteously stunned. However the longer he kept kissing you, the more your brain would catch up and kiss him back. He was a little annoying at times, but its not like he wasnt a great friend to be around.

Ethans arm wrapped around your back needily, while your own slid into his hair, keeping him in place and truly locking him into the kiss.

Carefully you inched towards his couch, before shoving him onto it. Where he could only look up at you like a needy puppy and wish for more. Ethans eyes were practically full of yearning.

This was his first time kissing you and he was already addicted.

You decided to straddle his lap and kiss him some more (despite the fact he didnt deserve this at all, after being a dick and all that). You even shoved a tongue into his mouth just to show him whos boss.

Little whines escaped his mouth when you just made out with him. Hands hesitantly resting on your hips while you kept the lead. If he wasnt turned on right now, he doesnt know what will turn him on at all. Having your invading tongue in his mouth and both of your spit tangled together...

...

Maybe the reason he kept pissing you off constantly and ragebaiting you was because he found you extremely hot when you were bothered and snapped at him.

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the three wise henchmen..... 👀

ok bye

[angsxls]

Eddie (EFS) x reader headcanons!

some both SFW and NSFW headcanons about Eddie!! (also, sorry if the collage is HORRIBLE, but I didn't have enough time to fix it)

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SFW 𖹭.ᐟ

- his way of showing love to you is with acts of service, offering help anytime you need it even in the simplest things.

"I know you can do it yourself, but just let me."

- he's the type to text you while he streams just to know if everything is okay, and if you tell him you're watching the stream, he just flashes a little smirk to the camera, which fans don't understand.

- at first, he's reluctant on introducing you to the gang because he KNOWS them and how they can get, but when it happens, they actually behave and welcome you so well (ed threatened them for a whole week straight)

- he's the type to organize the cutest surprises and buy you the best gifts that actually have meaning because he doesn't like banality, he wants to impress you and make you happy

- he's a PARTY ANIMAL, (idk if he drinks, but with a bit of alcohol? total performer mode) and he loves going to festivals or just clubbing with you because he likes to spend that kind of time with you, having fun and the best time of your lives

- he's the type to have you two as his wallpaper- he adores watching you doing things you enjoy and like, whether is painting your nails or drawing or anything else while over at his place. He finds it so domestic and cute

- if you mention any kind of important event or some kind of exam, musical performance or sport competition, he doesn't accept any excuse, he's already front row

- your parents had a positive first impression of him and it never changed!!

- he loves your perfume/s. Also, an excuse to lean closer to you neck and maybe kiss it gently!

- each time you mention a song you like, he adds it to a specific playlist and he plays it when he misses you, because he loves your vibes

- he's the type to photo chain you! (Idk if this term is international, basically sending silly selfies with someone back and forth) and also casually text how pretty you looked in the last one

- he's the type to go on a trip and get you at least three different things

- you're the only one he permits his hair to be touched from (he loves it)

- in fact, if you two are cuddling and you're like scratching his scalf, he's asleep in two minutes.

- he loves sleeping on top of you

- he'd reply to your ig story saying that's the kind of picture he'd keep in his helmet in war

- you two have matching bracelets or maybe watches

- he trusts you enough to let you help him shave during cute summer mornings, with you sitting on the bathroom sink and him in front of you. Again, an excuse to admire you.

- dinner out, flowers and him well dressed with cologne for Valentine's day!

- he looooves playing with your hair he actually learns how to braid some strands when he's bored- sometimes you make him laugh so hard he actually cries

- I don't think he's the type to like pda.. but defenitely hand holding and a little kiss sometimes is perfect! As long as it doesn't bother the people around you

- if he's around with the gang and you text him, stressed, he sends a video of them all screaming while hyping you up

- perfect moment? Playing Mario kart or something else with you and bickering

- eye contact, he knows the triangle method

- he never lets you pay for anything, he feels impolite

- he hates whenever you feel insecure, he immediately proceeds to encourage you and give you the best advice.

NSFW 𖹭.ᐟ

- he loves summer bc of the tops you wear. He is GONE if the cleavage is clear, he'd literally jump on you

- he removes his glasses when making out or.. yeah. Just to be more comfy.

- whenever the guys make sex jokes, he smirks and laughs but in his head yeah he just remembers how good it is

- night out, if you're pretty, well dressed and sexy, then yeah, pda in that case

- he likes to go to dinner with you because, if you like getting dressed up, he loves seeing the results and ruin them back at home later

- slight dirty talk !

- he loves kissing your neck, like, a lot

- he doesn't like making out in public, but there's one little exception! If you two are at a club and you look a little too hot, or maybe start dancing too close to him, he'd pull you in a corner and start making out with you with nooo problem

- he'd use the excuse to untie or remove your heels/boots/shoes in general while you're sat down so he can kiss up ur thighs before getting to town and surprise you

- you posting a story of yourself all hot and pretty after he made you mad? he's wasted, coming over immediately. and if you two are far away from eachother, he can provide himself

-he adores leaving marks all over your skin, whether they're from his hands gripping you too hard, or his mouth

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[liljakonvalj]

Vet inte hur många frikyrkliga det finns här på tumblr. Men:

Är du frikyrklig?

Tycker du att migrationspolitiken är helt uppåt väggarna galen?

Vill du att permanenta uppehållstillstånd ska vara just Permanenta?

Vill du att fler ska få uppehållstillstånd i Sverige?

Skriv då på detta öppna brev till vårt lands migrationsminister.

Här är brevet i sin helhet:

Vi som är engagerade i svenska frikyrkor har med sorg och bestörtning sett politiken genomdriva en allt hårdare migrationspolitik under det senaste decenniet. Vårt samvete tvingar oss att mot detta höja våra röster.

Med detta brev vill vi särskilt protestera mot förslaget att återkalla vissa permanenta uppehållstillstånd och ersätta dem med tillfälliga uppehållstillstånd – och i andra fall utvisa människor som stadgat sig och byggt upp ett liv i Sverige (SOU 2025:99).

Flera tunga remissinstanser har redan uttryckt stark kritik mot lagförslaget, bland annat Advokatsamfundet och våra trossyskon i Svenska Kyrkan.

Förslaget strider dels mot svensk förvaltningsrätt, där gynnande myndighetsbeslut inte ska rivas upp annat än i mycket sällsynta undantagsfall. Den rättsosäkerhet som uppstår när lagenligt beslut plötsligt dras tillbaka är också något som Regeringsformen förbjuder för beslut med rättsverkan (kap.2 §10 Regeringsformen).

Än värre är den bristande känsla för etik som lagförslaget ger uttryck för. Ett sådant statligt agerande är helt enkelt grymt, eftersom det kastar delar av befolkningen ut i osäkerhet. Det fjättrar människor i ett tillstånd av permanent otrygghet. Denna form av grymhet går på tvärs mot det fokus på existentiell hälsa som regeringen gett Folkhälsomyndigheten i uppdrag att verka för. Om lagförslaget går igenom kommer utfallet göda depression och desperation.

Delar av regeringsunderlaget brukar tala om kristna värderingar. Exempelvis har Kristdemokraterna vid sitt riksting föreslagit att respekt för ”kristendomens unika ställning” är en sorts ”politisk kanon” för det svenska samhället.

Den textsamling som är kristendomens kanon, Bibeln, är mycket tydlig med att respekt för migranter inte är förhandlingsbart: ”Invandraren som bor hos er skall ni behandla som en infödd. Du skall älska honom som dig själv, ni var ju själva invandrare i Egypten” (3 Mos 19:34).

I Bibeln är brist på gästfrihet mot utsatta något som politiska ledare ska ställas till svars för (Hes 16:49, Jer 22:1–6). Berättelsen om Jesus intensifierar budskapet, då han dels under sin barndom själv var flykting och dels är en person som behandlades som rättslös, som sköts mellan olika juridiska instanser och handläggare för att till slut avrättas. Därför identifierar sig också Jesus, hela världens domare, med dem som behandlas med grymhet och brist på omsorg (Matt 25:42–46).

Som medborgare, som medlemmar av civilsamhället och som bekännare av Jesus vill vi nu tydligt uppmana dig, migrationsminister Johan Forssell, att motverka det omtalade lagförslaget. Denna form av grymhet gynnar varken enskilda människor eller vårt samhälle i stort.

Vi uppmanar dig att hålla fast vid rätten till permanenta uppehållstillstånd, och även att verka för att permanenta uppehållstillstånd återigen blir normen.

Vi uppmanar dig vidare att med all makt verka för att lägga om den nuvarande riktning i migrationspolitiken som kännetecknas av hårdhet och retroaktiva beslut till nackdel för invandrare. Det är dags att visa på en ansvarsfull politik både för den som är född innanför och utanför Sveriges gränser.

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Just nu har 3894 personer signerat (går att se om man klickar sig vidare från länken) och vi borde lätt kunna tredubbla detta om informationen når ut till alla.

Även om du inte är kristen får du jättegärna dela vidare detta så det blir ännu fler!

[zzombiebites]

ok I saw this edit at 5 in the morning and have NOT stopped thinking about it since.. HIS VOICEEE UGH AND THEN MAX IN THE BEGINNING–

my next post will be a max oneshot I swear bro

[rxacoon]

EFS, 3FS, plenty and cloakmepls as fnaf characters