#eft tag

[sunriseverse]

reporter: vanessa, can you tell us how you felt when your husband left you—for a man?

vanessa: it felt great, actually. also, minor point, but he didn’t leave me, i left him for his sister :)

[sunriseverse]

no kaiju au newt runs a humans are space orcs blog thinly veiled as a speculative science and scifi blog and hermann runs an alan turing kin blog that doubles as a maths advice blog and hermann goes on a crusade against newt after newt edits one of his posts to be horny and they eventually meet at dashcon and have sex in the ball-pit

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sometimes the best revenge for past grievances is telling your friend the leads of the book they’re going to read don’t kiss

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study finds local “man” did nothing to deserve this mental scarring

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“what do you call the light commissioner gordon uses to call batman’s gay cousin”

“...i don’t think batwoman gets called with a signal”

“fairy lights—...batwoman?”

“yeah she’s batman’s lesbian cousin”

“i was thinking about a gay male cousin actually”

“bruce only has a female gay cousin though”

“wait but does that make her...the DYKE night?”

“...”

[sunriseverse]

what about me baby am i annoying

yes but i still adore you <3

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you are five foot 2 inches

you wish <3 how’s the weather down there, dear friend?

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what’s popping little bro ✨

Hello My Dearest Friend, Come Down Into My Cellar, I Have A Rare Wine You Might Enjoy :)

six of swords reversed, three of cups reversed, nine of swords

at this time in your life, keep a careful watch for obstacles that may suddenly pop up, especially things that cause stress, anxiety, and disconnect from those around you. remember to turn to your support system rather than trying to bear all your troubles by yourself.