Can I have Ivar x Fredrika for the ship meme?
Thank you for the ask :)
Ultimate ship meme (taking asks for ships even if they don’t include my OCs)
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Why are so many of the tags not working what’s even the point of a tag list
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (not at all tooting my own horn)
How long will they last? - The rest of their lives
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It didn’t take them long to realize they were in love, but they did not act on it until several months later
How was their first kiss? - Their first “real” kiss was very emotional and they clung to each other like their lives depended on it
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Ivar proposed. He had it all carefully planned, only to almost mess it up. Lucky for him, Adina steered him back on track
Who is the best man/men? - They don’t have any best men / brides maids at their wedding
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - They don’t have any best men / brides maids at their wedding
Who did the most planning? - Fredrika does slightly more of the planning than Ivar, with the assistance of Adina, Aleks, Elin and Johanna.
Who stressed the most? - They both almost tore their hair out on several occasions. It was quite close that they cancelled all of the big plans and eloped instead
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Fredrika’s uncle and his family were not invited
Sex:
Who is on top? - Ivar, almost always
Who is the one to instigate things? - They both do, at first Fredrika does it a bit more often than Ivar since he (especially at the beginning of their relationship) is very insecure about his body and performance
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Pretty long, since they put a lot of effort into foreplay
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - They try to, but do struggle with it
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 5 (I’m counting IVF and “regular” conception here)
How many children will they adopt? - 2
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Ivar gets stuck with most of it during the day since he has more flexible work hours, Fredrika does it more during the evening and night
Who is the stricter parent? - Ivar is stricter but not in a raising his voice kind of way
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both of them
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Ivar cooks them and Fredrika packs them then cleans up
Who is the more loved parent? - They’re both loved but the twins have a special bond with Fredrika, while the youngest daughter is very close to Ivar
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Ivar is the most dedicated parent in the PTA
Who cried the most at graduation? - Fredrika cries her eyes out at Alvar’s graduation
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Ivar, because he has more influence than Fredrika
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Ivar
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Also Ivar. He’s used to having only the best of ingredients and kitchen appliances
Who does the grocery shopping? - Whoever has time, but when Fredrika goes shopping Ivar sends her a detailed list and expects her to follow it
How often do they bake desserts? - For weekend date nights and special occasions
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They love both but Fredrika does think Ivar is a barbeque master
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Ivar, though it’s not so much of a surprise since they often plan it together and she helps with setting it up/cleaning after
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Fredrika, at least at the beginning of their relationship
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Neither of them is likely to do that. It could happen if Ivar has a medical emergency while home alone but it is unlikely
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Fredrika cleans the kitchen, the rest of the cleaning is supposed to be a joint effort but it comes and goes in waves which one of them that actually does it
Who is really against chores? - Ivar is used to planning every last detail of house chores and dividing it into manageable parts but Fredrika isn’t, so there’s definitely an adjustment period
Who cleans up after the pets? - Whoever is doing the rest of the cleaning that moment
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Fredrika might do it if she’s really stressed
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Depends on which guests. Ivar gets more stiff and curt when it’s someone from his family while Fredrika becomes stressed. When it’s Fredrika’s friends, Ivar gets stressed
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Fredrika found Ivar’s entire wallet between the couch cushions after they’d had some post grocery shopping fun on said couch
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Ivar usually takes longer since he doesn’t have full mobility
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Whoever has the time. They do own the dog together after all
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - For the major holidays every year. Christmas, New Year, Easter, a little bit on Valentine’s and on Halloween
What are their goals for the relationship? - To become entirely comfortable with each other and to stay together for the rest of their lives
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Fredrika. She often falls asleep later than Ivar
Who plays the most pranks? - They don’t play pranks on each other but rather on others, like Hvitserk