#egbert headcanons

[luminousbravery]

Hey! I hope my request isnt too weird or annoying to you, please may i have hcs for Dave and John with an enby s/o whos constantly misgendered even AFTER their transition because of the feminine expression?ive been battling this alot, like i cant wear a dress without people using it as an excuse to misgender me. I hope its okay! I love your work, thank you for your amazing content and have a lovely day :)♥️

It's absolutely okay!! And i'm so glad you like my work,,, ahhh,,, Remember, you're perfectly valid for wearing dresses, my guys, gals, enby pals, and anyone else! Clothes don't equal gender~

JOHN AND DAVE WITH A S/O WHO KEEP GETTING MISGENDERED

JOHN

☁ Rather than do anything instantly, John gets you out the situation first.

☁ He makes sure you're doing omay, emotionally- cupping your cheek and gently telling you it's okay.

☁ Then he showers you in so much darn validation until you're feeling better again!

☁ ..Then offers to find some way to peank whoever misgendered you. Payback time~!

DAVE

💿 Dave is NOT as kind and calm as John.

💿 No no. Our boy is DRAMATIC. He is gonna be PROBLEMATIC.

💿 Watch him make some sorta huge scene: "excuse me THEYRE not those pronouns so look THEM in the eye and try again"

💿 Later walks away, holding your hand and comforting you.

[luminousbravery]

John and Karkat discovering that their S/O is secretly a Superhero?

Ohh this is interesting!!! Let me see what I can do,

JOHN AND KARKAT FIND OUT THEIR S/O IS A SUPERHERO!

JOHN

☁ He has...STAR EYES!!!

☁ He gushes so hard.

☁ He's so proud of you!!! You save sO MANY PEOPLE?!?!

☁ He's gonna be your number 1 fan up in here, watch.

KARKAT

♋You're gonna have to prove it.

♋ Because this smartass? Doesn't believe it one bit.

♋ But that's Karkat for ya. When you prove it?

♋ His jaw drops. He has that shocked face. You know the one.

[luminousbravery]

John and Jade with an s/o who has a emo/punk style?

Sure thing. I hope this is okay.

JADE AND JOHN WITH A PUNK S/O

JOHN

☁ He thinks you look hella cool!

☁ Scary and intimidating-- but cool!

☁ Tries to find out if you like horror movies (and if you do, he'll get into them for you)

☁ You two are probably total opposites.

JADE

🍃 She thinks you look awesome!

🍃 May want to try out the style just a little.

🍃 Probably thinks of you as a cooler Rose!

🍃 Loves you so much. Tries to five you cool gifts on her island based off your style.

[luminousbravery]

hello!! can I request either John or Jade introducing their Goth s/o to their friends? thank you!!

Sure thing!!! Coming right up. I tried to do both, but it might seem repetitive....

JOHN AND JADE INTRODUCE THEIR GOTH S/O TO THEIR FRIENDS!!!

JOHN

☁ First one up is Rose!

☁ You and Rose get along quite well. You and her tend to trade makeup a lot. Like you two are gonna become siblings fr fr

☁ Next is Dave. Dave likes you, he thinks you're chill. He just teases John about finally getting a date.

☁ Jade is almost intimidated by you! But, with given time, she'll relax around you. You two become good friends!

JADE

🍃 First one up? John.

🍃 You scare him at first. He thought you were gonna be all scary and stuff but Jade explains you're not bad at all! With given time, he relaxes.

🍃 Rose is..somewhat surprised. But, you two get along just as well as I stated before! So don't worry.

🍃 Dave is confused at first. He never saw Jade dating someone who contrasts her so much. But he knows as long as you treat Jade right, you're good in his book.

[luminousbravery]

Y/N singing to John as Y/N dies in his arms 🥺💔

Waaaahhhhh. Coming right up.

JOHN'S S/O SINGS TO HIM AS THEY DIE IN HIS ARMS...

☁ He's sobbing even before you started singing

☁ He cradles you in his lap, trying to find some way to help you.

☁ And the singing only makes him start to weep harder.

☁ He squuezes your hand as your voixe slowly crumbles away

☁ "y/n?? y/n, oh god don't leave-- casey needs you, haha! please...."

☁ ...But you never came back.

[luminousbravery]

Could you do John introducing his s/o to his dad? If it’s fine of course! Ty if you do, do it! I love your work! 👀

Coming right up!

JOHN INTRODUCES HIS S/O TO HIS DAD

☁ See, he isn't nervous.

☁ You shouldn't be too worried, either.

☁ He does complain to you that his dad is too "overbearing" according to him.

☁ In fact, Mr. Egbert is really sweet to you anyway!

☁ So long as you're respectful, he approves of you for his son.

[luminousbravery]

Could you do John x his s/o who has adopted a few ferrets and knits sweaters for them? :)

This sounds so sweet oml...coming right up!!!

JOHN WITH A S/O WHO HAS FERRETS!!!

☁ He loves your ferrets okay

☁ Highlight of visiting you? Those ferrets.

☁ And he loves the sweaters!!! Sm!!!

☁ He asks you how to knit...

☁ Literally so he can give them more sweaters!!!

☁ You two take care of your little ferret babies.

[luminousbravery]

John with a s/o that is good at programming? I think at some points it said that he wanted to be a programmer/hacker

Yeah, I remember! It's touched on in his intro, but I don't think it's ever mentioned or touched on ever again???? But yeah!!!

JOHN WITH A PROGRAMMER S/O

☁ It might just be how you two bonded.

☁ You met on Pesterchum, both just learning how to program.

☁ And you two instantly clicked.

☁ You two liked to have little prpgramming competitions.

☁ You always ended up winning-- he was never too good at it.

☁ But he puts all his focus into a special little program.

☁ It starts off as a simple mario mod for you to play,

☁ And at the end, there's a message as your reward,

☁ "will you go out with me, y/n?"