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[baku-artblog]

Sigo sin aprender inglés :(

[stribird]

ayeee my dude give me the davepetasprite x john

they like him cause he’s silly and cares so much

[mxwormie]

egbertcorp replied to your post: Why do you hate Dave kat?

davekat entered in my home eat all my food, spit on my johndave fanart and stole my cat

its true i was there i was the cat 

[arkaniist]

man whats the problem with the asshole who sent you hate mail?? also sign me the fuck up for erijohn content

dave kin got mad that i ship stridercest i guess. he also apparently thinks i give a rat’s ass about seeing his or any other kid’s gross real life human body.

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW ERIJOHN EXISTED I FEEL LIKE... I HAVE OPENED MY EYES... A WHOLE NEW WORLD... A NEW FANTASTIC KISMESISHIP.... hey that fits. :D

[arkaniist]

john "hammer arms" egbert!

i have no idea what this was in reference to but holy fuck i agree.

[arkaniist]

egbertcorp replied to your post “caligulasaquariums: I hope y'all are prepared for this long ass...”

pls call it bad dragon au

@caligulasaquariums FUCK WE SHOULD HAVE

[themockingcrows]

i still can't get pass the fact that dave used the ouija boards as a "mister dave egbert" filled diary page

He’s dead, shameless, and gets his ghostly rocks off on making John blush.

[themockingcrows]

ok but i did actually looked up at faygo flavors bcs i always thought there were like 5 flavors at max, and holy shit there are enough for like 40something characters (kinda). how? dave is totally rock and rye, if you go better by character colors.

I’d wonder between colors and flavors depending on what would suit better. But fuck yeah, dude, there are a -ton- of flavors, it’s insane. And some of them suck, like. Horribly. Awful flavors. But some are pretty damn good? Like. Condense it with some sugar down to a syrup and bam: delightful, cheap ass snowcone possibilities.