#egburt

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Mariel: We're fucked. Pick a god and pray. Egburt: I'm an atheist.

Mariel: Pick a fucking science, then, Egburt!! There's no time for semantics!! We're gonna die!!

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Mariel: Are you trying to make the rest of us feel dumb?

Egburt: I'm not trying to, it's just happening.

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Mariel: Okay, y'know there's a lot of things I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean that they aren't true. Like...the Bermuda Triangle. Or crop circles. Or evolution.

Egburt: Wait...you do not believe in evolution?

Mariel: Nope, not really.

Egburt: You really do not believe in evolution?

Mariel: No, I think it's a good story... y'know, Darwin, monkeys... but I just don't buy it.

Egburt: Evolution is not something for you to buy, evolution is scientific fact, like the air we breathe. Like gravity

Mariel: Oh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Egburt: You...you don't believe in gravity?

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Mariel: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, right?

Egburt: Mathematically, no. But I do understand what you are saying.

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Its just the nature of gen z to make cults

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ash i love you and this is why im asking you.... to draw waluigi porn

NO!!!!!!!!

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My John Egburt closet cosplay

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