#egg reading

[curiouscaster]

Hey do I know the spikes mean people are sending me bad vibes but how severe is this exactly

(it also had some big bubbles but I chose a funky shaped cup so they're hard 2 see)

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Hi my name is Maria. I used to get limpias but haven’t had one professionally in a while due to COVID. So I decided to do one this morning to myself, I cracked the egg but I need help reading it. It has tooo many things in there. If you voy of please help me. Thank you for your time

I'm sorry to say that I don't really know how to read eggs very well. Though I get asked this all the time because one of my more popular posts is an interview with a witch who does. At some point I may have to learn, just so I can actually help people.

My only real suggestion is to look up guides and maybe find a witch who knows this better than I. Anyone following me know this kind of stuff and want to help out Maria?

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Hi could you please read an egg ? I did a cleanse on my son and I don’t know how to read it.

Normally I don't do reading, but you are in luck! I've gotten so many requests to do egg readings over the past few years that it's become a service I offer now, for $3 on kofi.

You can find my kofi shop here, so feel free to send me a request on there.

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Egg Readings only $3

I'm offering egg cleaning readings! I kept getting so many requests (literally dozens a year for the past few years) that I've spent some time actually learning how to read eggs, so I can offer it as a service! And I figure charging $3 for my time is probably better than turning away a ton of people repeatedly.

So what is an egg reading?

Egg cleansing is a pretty common type of curse removal. In summery, you rub a fresh egg over the victim and focus on forcing all the negativity into the egg. It absorbs the curse/hex/negative energy and you can discard the egg, and with it the bad junk.

If you would like an egg reading, click on this link and you'll be taken to my kofi. Go to where it says "Egg Reading" click "Request This". There you'll see instructions to preform an egg cleansing and send me the picture, and I'll analyses that picture and tell you what I can figure out. It's as easy as that! Alternatively, I just turned on Tips, so you can pay me through that! If you've got Stripe, it should let you use it.

Hopefully this can help out some people who keep asking me, and it can help me pay for some bills or food.

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My egg came out thick white all around the yolk the yolk wais lifted to the middle of glass and a large clear bubble popped over the top of the water

No idea. I've never read an egg in my life 😅Also, if you don't mind me asking, why did you come to me to ask about egg reading? I get a couple of these a month and like no other asks, and I have no idea why.

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Could you possibly read my egg?

Sorry Anon, but I don't know how to read eggs. I say that I don't know how every time someone asks. Which is pretty often considering how clean I'm trying to be.

Years ago I made 1 post about egg cleansing and reading, where I say right in the post that I don't know how, but got permission to post some information on the topic, written by a brujo who explained it in a facebook post. He's linked right in the original post, I don't know if it's a service he provides, but he might be a person to ask.

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Hi, I did an egg cleansing and I’m trying to interpret the meaning of it, it had a few bubbles & it had blood dots. What does this mean?

I'm sorry to say I'm far from knowledgeable on egg cleansing. I've only ever done them a couple time, but ever since I asked to share a much more experienced brujo's explanation on the topic, I get a lot of asks. You can find the post I'm talking about here, and his notes might help you with your interpretation.

According to his post, bubbles could mean "aire" or "illness that causes low energy levels due to excess negative energy being accumulated".

And blood dots could mean "excessive negative energy" which could lead to illness.

I strongly suggest reading the rest of the post, because there's a lot of other signs described in there that you may not even realize are things.

Hope this helps, but just in case, I'd seek out a witch or bruje who's experienced in egg cleansings.

[crazyskirtlady]

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