#egg thrower

[theotherendcomics]

[magrowette]

Today somebody tried to throw eggs at me.

In the middle of the street.

From an approximately 6th story balcony.

And I, obviously, spent like 15min figuring out from which window the eggs (2) were thrown based on their splat and how far I would be able to throw them and which balcony/window would throw it based on if they were open, half open or closed and how high they were and which one would have the highest chance of not encountering a stray branch from the trees directly in front of the apartment block.

Honestly kudos to the egg thrower, it was practically a perfect crime if not for the fact that he didn't hit me. He had a really shitty aim. The first time he threw the egg it landed like, 3m behind me, which I haven't noticed. Only when he threw the second one, that landed in front of me, did I start paying attention.

This whole thing felt like a glitch in the gamecode, like an enemy spawning in the green zone and getting deleted immediately after it hits the player/NPC.

So yeh, I hope I encounter you again, shitty egg thrower

[xxazn]

[theunseentechnician]

go egg thrower!

[senorjlf]

…My co-worker just showed me this. …I think I just pissed myself! 😂 😭 #Egg #Thrower #TheEggThrower #EggThrower #LOL!!!! #LM@O!!!! #LMF@O!!!!