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[sheeshhhhfelixsworld]

I haven’t done much today and I was feeling super unmotivated and lazy, so now I’m trying to finish one assingment and doing skin care with an egg mask, and I think that will do for today

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Skeleton: You can never lose an argument if you say “Shut up, nerd,” at the end.

Egg: Yes you can!

Skeleton: Shut up, nerd!

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Rhino: For self-defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Egg: Okay.

Ice Cream: Sure.

Rhino: If you want to live, give me all your money.

Egg: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Ice Cream: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Rhino:

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Egg: “All due respect” is a wonderful expression because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. Could be none!

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Egg: Who made the Mona Lisa?

Ice Cream: Leonardo DiCaprio.

Egg: That’s it!

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Egg: Imagine people telling me I'm going to hell because I'm gay.

Egg: Y'know, as opposed to the many valid reasons I'm going to hell!

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Egg: How do you make an Ice Cream float?

Egg: You give him those little water wings!

Ice Cream:

[overmydadbodyph]

Happy Easter Egg Mask 2020 Edition 😷 Check out my blog, link in bio #overmydadbodyph #happyeaster #eggmask #eastereggs #abhimanyu #tumblrpictures #tumblrlife #blogger https://www.instagram.com/p/B-3dCQLFRPB/?igshid=1tixiuc0yhf6q