Jun 6, 2022
The cosmic, The gladiator and The pirate
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The cosmic, The gladiator and The pirate
Rhino, with a sigh: We call that a traumatic event.
Rhino, turning to Turtle: Not a "bruh moment".
Rhino, turning to Night Angel: Not a "major L".
Rhino, turning to Frog: And definitely not an "OOF lmao".
Headcanon that Night Angel runs what she calls “therapy sessions” each week which are really just her listening to other masks’ problems and offering advice before it devolves into a gossip session. The regulars are Fox (living with Rabbit takes its toll, y’all), Astro (similar to Fox, but with Turtle), and Rhino (being the paternal mask, he puts up with so much shit from everyone else).
Night Angel, in the Super Nine groupchat: Your gay.
Night Angel: *You’re, autocorrect.
Astro: What about my gay?
Rhino: It’s off its leash. Please take it back.
Turtle: Dammit GAY COME BACK HERE-
Rhino: You know, Night Angel, you’ve been a lot more empathetic lately. Why is that?
Night Angel: Because I’ve written down the phrases “that’s too bad”, “I hear you” and “I know how you feel” on this little piece of paper and I randomly spew one out every time someone pauses.
Night Angel, on a Zoom call: Rhino, why don’t you unmute yourself?
Rhino, deadpanning as he does:
T-Rex, in the background: Yeet!
Ice Cream, also in the background: YEET!
T-Rex: Skrrt!
Ice Cream: YEET!
T-Rex: Yeet!
Ice Cream: SKRRT!
T-Rex: Skrrt!
Ice Cream: SKRRT!
T-Rex: Roll out!
Ice Cream: YEET!
T-Rex: Drop that!
Ice Cream: YEET!
T-Rex: Skrrt that!
Ice Cream: YEET!
T-Rex: Pop that!
Ice Cream: YEET!
T-Rex: Hey, hey, hey, hey...
White Tiger, bursting in: You never loved me, mom, but I needed you, woah...
Rhino, muting himself again as the rest of the Super Six stare at him, speechless:
Turtle: I’m... grounded?
Rhino: Yes, you're grounded! You stole the Golden Mask from Night Angel again!
Night Angel, holding a shovel with a wide grin: And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!
Turtle:
Night Angel: Turtle isn’t answering his phone.
Astro: I’ll call! :)
Night Angel: Rhino and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Turtle: Hello?