#eggoraptor

[eggings]

"That's what life is all about dude, straight up murder. It's fun! Please don't put this in a text post."

-Arin Hanson 2017

[tysonhesse]

Another sketch dump from Twitter.  You know how it goes.

[nubcat]

eggoraptor replied to your photo “he’s nothin’ but a dirty cracker stealing poop >:[”

HE'S SO CUUUUUUTE

thats not the face of cute, my friend

that the face of guilt

guilt of stealing my hecking cracker right out of my hecking hand

[nubcat]

eggoraptor replied to your post:eggoraptor replied to your post:eggoraptor replied...

OFDSMGDSHFG MEGA EVOLUTION but ye as soon as i realised i was like sets it as an emoji No More. No more embarrassment for me. and now i realise i probably looked more like a weeaboo to that japanese person goodbye forever

HAHJA we're playing pokemon, so in a sense we're weeaboo regardless 

but ye i feel your pain

i kept switching between things cause i wanted to be funny but figured that most people wouldn't get the jokes i was trying to do so i just...gave up hhh

but i still name every pokemon dumbass names....like theres people with well thought out, really cool names and then i send out a gothorita named gerard way haahadfh

im just really glad nobody can see what you name them in battle 

[nubcat]

eggoraptor replied to your post:eggoraptor replied to your post “eggoraptor...

osdjiosdhgsg thats like how on skype i accidentally typed blink 183 and knight wouldn’t let it go and i was so embarrassed but then i set it as my message on pokemon and fORGOT NOONE WOULD UNDERSTAND THE JOKE SO THE EMBARRASSMENT HAPPENED AGAIN idsfg

HAHADFHNDAGGFN i just wheezed really fricking loud

blink 183 

nah it makes sense, its like the mega evolution of it 

[nubcat]

eggoraptor replied to your post “eggoraptor replied to your post “eggoraptor replied to your post “IF I...”

U GOT A SHINY EEVEE OMG IM SO JEALOUS and ye one time i got sent a ponyta by this japanese girl and i sent her back an onix called tiro finale and i think she probably thought i was the most weeaboo piece of shit i was embarrassed for like two days

HAHDFHA  omfG

ye i evolved into a sylveon and i love it hhhhhhhhhhhhh

 i was hatching eevees and so i started to name them all after rock groups and trading them off but i misspelled Def Leppard LIKE I SPELLED IT DEF LEOPARD LIKE THE FUCKING CAT and i was hoping someone not english speaking would get it but this poor dude in georgia got it. its funny now holy shit i cant stop laughing at how dumb i am but at the time i was so embarrassed i didnt wonder trade for a while

[nubcat]

eggoraptor replied to your post “eggoraptor replied to your post “IF I GET ONE MORE GODDAMN MR. FUCKING...”

hella B) i got a phione one time but u have to like wade through a lot of bunnelbys for me and it makes me laugh when ppl are like ____ PLS cause im just like well ur gettin a slowpoke we cant all get what we want

a phione jfc im jealous 

yeah and i always feel bad for the ones that send me something REALLY COOL like a shiny eevee and i send over like a level two weedle or something hahahasad 

[nubcat]

eggoraptor replied to your post “IF I GET ONE MORE GODDAMN MR. FUCKING MIME IN WONDERTRADE IM GOING TO”

one time i got a froakie then when i traded that froakie i got another froakie and when i traded THAT froakie I GOT ANOTHER GODDAMN FROAKIE

pat pat i did the same thing with charmander but now it's mr. creepyass psychopath mime that i caNT GET RID OF

HAHA WAIT I JUST GOT A SKARMORY SO ITS ALL GOOD