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apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

#it’s from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!#it’s free real estate #meme #video #full video #vine #mine #1k #5k #10k #50k #this blew up omg

blackarachnya

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

charl0ttan

i love trans women i hope they all know that i want them to know that

charl0ttan

i love trans women so so much

probuccalfat

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

#god i wish that were me

no thank you apple calender i don’t think i will have my therapy there

#anyways it’s one of my first sessions with this therapist wish me luck

ph-cutie

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

ros-sauce

If too many people are mean to you when you're 7 the rest of your life becomes a horror game forever

housegoblin

it’s just not fair :(

theabigailthorn

I made a Mii of you hope that's alright

hell yeah

i do like mozzarella lemonade and honey!

strange-aeons

I'm very tired and briefly considered the possibility that British people enjoy a weird delicacy called "mozzarella lemonade"

mangled-by-disuse

get a load of this guy who's never had mozzarella lemonade

strange-aeons

atuats-sidechick

make mozzarella lemonade

mozzarella

lemon juice

lemon peel

water

sugar

honey

Voting ended onMay 18

strange-aeons

In my twisted mind mozzarella lemonade looks like boba tea but with mini mozzarella balls instead of tapioca pearls. Btw.

ros-sauce

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

ros-sauce

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

ros-sauce

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

not-terezi-pyrope

I feel like a lot of the discourse I hear about "all cops are bastards" or "there are no good cops" is fundamentally missing the point of what is meant by it. It's not a statement about the average, everyday moral character of individual police officers, it's making a practical observation that, when you agree to become a police officer, you are agreeing to undertake all of the contracted duties of a police officer when required, some of which are just straightforwardly morally evil.

This also is not making the claim that everything done by police is morally objectionable. In fact a lot of work that ends up being done by police departments is pretty unambiguously prosocial. But even if it were the case that most or almost all of it were, if you take a job at a food kitchen where the contract stipulates you need to shoot every 1000th client, you're still the guy who just agreed to murder a bunch of folks for your boss. "But 99.9% of it was just serving nutritious food to my community!" is not a good defense to the charge leveled especially when you could in your own time dedicate yourself to serving your community without also agreeing to wield violence against it.

For the record I don't think that the percentage of police work that is "good" is actually that high, but the point is that it is immaterial. The point is that intrinsic to the role is the use of state violence to uphold unjust structural power. That's the point; not that every cop is an asshole in an interpersonal way, or personally evil in their every day life (although many are). But I'm just as sure many are extremely personable or even typically fairly kind people who are uninformed or have bought the propaganda, to the point that they can ignore the reality of what they are doing.

Still acting as a state bastard when they help toss you in a cell for nonviolent drug crime, though. The system is evil and they have accessed to acting as its agents.

c3rvida3

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.

catcrumb

pixiecaps

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

pixiecaps

they couldnt take the heat

pixiecaps

u people lack a backbone for everythinggg

big-condiments-official

Might I suggest

dragongirltongue

Ah yes, it's time for some tool assisted speedruns!

bananonbinary

okay remembering people are people and treating everyone you meet with kindness and respect are important but like.

the 'church of scientology' isnt a person. its an organization, and an abusive one at that. if people were like, filming themselves brutally beating the shit out of a scientologist, that would be a different thing, but as it stands harassing a cult by breaking into their notoriously and suspiciously secret buildings is not cruel or dehumanizing. it is, dare i say, extremely based.