Artist VS Author
Blake: (Author) I said, "draw Ms. Black with MORE sex appeal!" You call THIS sexy?!
Jaune: (Artist) Oh, what the hell do YOU know about sex appeal?!
Blake: Excuse me?
Jaune: You think just because a girl shows a little cleavage, that's enough to be considered "sexy"? You're clearly the amateur here, especially since you're obviously basing this character on you!
Jaune: Your stare is empty and piercing! You have eye bags under your eye bags! And your lip gloss doesn't work if you're always scowling!
Blake: (Winces)
Jaune: Hmph! Face it; you don't know sex appeal.
Blake: ...I'll pretend you didn't say that. Now make the changes I asked for and-
Jaune: NO.
Blake: ...Fine. PLEASE fix your mistake-
Jaune: NO.
Blake: Oh, so you're going to disobey your boss?!
Jaune: Only when she's trying to bait low-brow perverts! Ms. Black would never stoop that low!
Blake: FINE! If you won't do what I say, then enjoy reading a spicy erotica about YOU getting gangbanged by five ALPHA Beowolves!
Jaune: AHAHAHA! Be careful~! I can draw you PREGNANT, you know!
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1 HOUR LATER...
Jaune: (Reading spice)
Blake: (Looking at her preg-pic)
Jaune/Blake: (Thinking) She/He actually wrote/drew...
Blake/Jaune: ...SOMETHING SUPER HOT~!