hi! I think it’s really cool that you’re accepting for kingsman now, too! I understand if you think it’s a boring request but could you do “Minor injuries? You were shot in the head!” with hart win? Thank you so much!!! I love your writing btw ;)
hi this is my first kingsman fic so it’ll probably be bad but please bear with me- also, though, thank you so much for requesting it i’m really looking forward to experimenting writing for this wonderful fandom!
123. “Minor injuries? You were shot in the head!”
“No way,” Eggsy huffed, “No fuckin’ way,”
“Way.” Harry said, in a manner that would seem almost sheepish if it weren’t coming right out of the mouth Harry Hart- which what the fucking hell, he was supposed to be super dead.
“You’re supposed to be dead. I saw it happen. How are you-”
“Oh, please, Eggsy,” Harry said, pulling out his tea kettle and placing it on the stove, “Do you always have to be so dramatic? I merely suffered some minor injuries.”
“Minor injuries? Minor? Injuries? You were shot in the head, Harry!”
“Well, yes, but it was nothing one cannot recover from.”
Eggsy spluttered, “Normal people do not ‘recover from’ getting shot in the head, Harry!”
Harrry turned around, crossed his arms, “Doesn’t it matter that I’m back? Isn’t that all that matters?”
Eggsy deflated. He had missed Harry Hart so fucking much, it wasn’t even funny, “I missed you a bloody lot, Harry,” He said, “Let me tell ya, you aren’t allowed to do that again, you hear me? Not again.”
Harry grinned devilishly, “Of course, mother, goodness.”
Eggsy spat out his tea, “Say that again, bruv, I dare ya,” But he was smiling anyway because Harry Hart damn well was back from the dead and the world seemed a little brighter because of it.
