heres a story from my "PATTY WAS VERY EGGY" archives
back when youtube was brand new as a platform, sometime around 2007, i started a youtube account (i was about 15 years old)
back then, youtube had a profile feature to fill out for each user. it was visible on your youtube page to other users.
there was a section called "favorite books"
i was a bit of a class clown back then, and i wasnt very well-read, so i made up a bunch of absurd book titles to put there instead of putting down real books.
one of them was:
The Boy Who Wished He Was A Eunuch
wow, how did i think of that hilarious title??? such a joker i was.
somehow my mumm saw it on there
she was like "get rid of that!!! people are gonn think u actually feel that way!!!"
wow.... sorry mumm....
12 years later my egg cracked